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Θέμα: re: my8oi kai alh8eies



(nil): ahortagos hlepas (axortagos(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 30 Ιούν 2004 - 16:12:12 EEST

anekdota tis eidikotitas:
ti ein 1000 dikigoroi sto pato tis thalasas? mia kali arhi
kai 1000000000 dikigoroi sto pato tis thalasas? MOLYNSI
ti diafora ehei enas syntagmatologos me ena poinikologo? o enas koimate panw
sti syntagmatologia sto grafeio enw o allos tin bazei sto koutso podi tou
grafeiou na mi ton jypnaei me to kounima otan koimate sto grafeio!

agapita meli!!

eimai o loulis karagiozoglou kai me tin eukairia pou mou dwsate me auto to
mail tha sas dwsw ki egw merikes ejigiseis kai bebaia tha poulisw ligo mouri
oti eimai apo "megali etairia" kai fysika megalo kefali kai tou logou mou
ekei mesa kai ehw mia melahrini gramatea gia na mou ftiahnei to kafe kai na
grafei tipota otan de pianei syzitisi me ti theia tis stin lamia oli mera
kai mia janthia gia oles tis ypoleipes anages mouuuuu.auta fysika ta anaferw
gia na zilepsete.
as prohwrisw sto psarwma twra. to loipon epidisss ehw megalo posto kai tin
arfabito tin paizw sta dahtyla kai tespa ehw akousei kai dyo pramata apo
nitro kai madam figaro kathws kai ap to billy ton skrapa foititi tis nomikis
epi 10etias sta billiarda tou nikou tou matsablokou sta ejarheia, thewrw
hreos mou na sas enimerwsw shetika me tin psifoforia. I psifoforia ein
antikeimeniki. kathososn edw den ein dimosio na ginontai ayta ta skandala
pou deihnei i tv kai ta hanete me ti diafthora kai ton koinwniko mas
jepesmo. twra an o kosmakis ehei lefta gia hasimo kai ginontai apo tis
apantahou katines ypostiriktoudes tis kathe atalantis kampanies oloklires
kai mpainei polys argosholos kosmakis sti diadikasia ein allo thema. akouste
twra ti paizei pio analytika. Ante loipon kai misthwses mia grammi se mia
etairia.... me toso mikroutsiko na sou pernaei kathe mera me to rythmo tis
pale pote mahomenis aristeras kai loipwn nekrwn pleon dimokratikwn
paratajewn metallagmena synthimata kai na gemizei to spiti sou otan leipeis
gia douleia kai hazeun petheres paidia kai paramanes to apokoryfwma tis
ftiniarikis metareality show epohis statistika ein ADYNATO na mi ginei estw
ena apo auta ta aishi thema syzitisis, na mi mpei sti kathimerinotita
sou.akoma kai oi adiaforoi tha tsimpisoun se mia syzitisi. apo kei kai pera
to thewreite adynato na mi brethoun oloi autoi pou steilan mynima?to
thewreite adynato na mi brethei enas anwnymos na pei ti malakia tu ti
nomikistiki se mia lista?
de nomizwwwww

gia na synelthume loipon ligo oso ein akoma kairos. apo kei pou eprepe na
eiste oloi ejw kai an ohi logo oikonomikis yfesis na ta spate toulahiston
ena poto sti bouliagmeni 5-6 eura to poto kai 5-6 i benzini pigaine ela
10-12 synolo ante kai ta tsigara 3.. kathomaste kai mizeriazoume kai
fantazomaste stimenes psifofories kai aoristologoume anwnyma gia nomikes
epiplokes.
erwtisi gia tous entos elladas listes.. an eihe televoting gia kathara
endeiktiko skopo to kanali tis boulis pisteuete oti tha hame perisotera
tilefwnimata? tha asholoutan kaneis me to an tha perasei nomos gia na
kryfakoun ta kinita? i mipws an biazete kai parabiazete to arthro 7 tou
ellinikou syntagmatos? ergasia gia to spiti " breite toi leei to arthro 7
kai breite episis poses fores to ste (osoi de gnwrizoun ti esti ste na
mathoun me kathe tropo parakalw) akyrwse nomous logo tou oti de
symbibazontai me to 7. episis breite se poies periodous synebei auto kai
syggekrimena se poia epohi tou hronou.. ( atima therina tmimata....)
nomizwwwwwww oti tha ekplageite. antiparatheste ta apotelesmata sas me to
arthro 16 tou syntagmatos kai entopiste simeia stous proeklogikous logous
twn syntiritikwn paratajewn pou emesws plin safws deihnoun adiaforia i
agnoia gia to arthro auto.
episis entopiste me poia epiheirimata kalypsan tis theseis tous otan
antipoliteutikes paratajeis tous episimanan tin ablepsia tous auti."

am den eisaste shetikoi me nomika isws breite mia mikri dyskolia. giato
deutero meros pou afora to 16 min afetheite se komatoskyla DEN jeroun na sas
poun ki an jeroun pali DEN tha sas poun ti akribws synebei kai pou epashan
oi pro eklogwn yposheseis.

Oso gia ton kyrio tis megalis etairias kala tha kanei otan to brady piasei
bardia sto aporimatoforo (megaliiiiiiiiiiiiii etairia ypsilaaaaaaaa istameno
proswpoooooooo) na rwtisei autous pou tou eipan gia ti metadosi diaforwn
psematwn ti ishiei kai na mi mas zalizei an kai telika se kalo bgike giati
edwse ena akoma anekdoto hwris na to katalabei sti lista!

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>se eyxaristoyme gia tis apanthseis soy -estw kai anypografes- alla tis
>emmeses apeiles kai ta peri nomikhs epembashs ston al mpanti pes ta alloy.
>
>ayto eleipe, na grafei kapoios thn apoch toy kai na fobatai mh skasei to
>aorato mati poy paramoneyei mh spasei h omerta.
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>apo th stigmh poy apantas epi ths oysias, ayto arkei.
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>isa isa poy 8a eprepe na eyxaristeis ton al mpanti giati soy edwse thn
>eykairia na apanthseis se kati poy exei akoystei eyrews kai oxi na ton
>apeileis.
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>Skoyria pyroxrwmh stis mines toy Sina.
>Oi kabes ths Gerakinhs kai to Stratoni.
>To epixrisma. H agia skoyria poy mas genna
>mas trefei, trefetai apo mas kai mas skotwnei.
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