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(nil): tsarampoulas (kra1980(@)yahoo.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 08 Ιούλ 2004 - 00:54:13 EEST

EIMASTE PIA PRWTATHLHTES.....
GIATI EINAI KAYLA RE GAM...OTO!!!!

-einai wraio to gamhmeno,twra pou twra pou'nai
shkwmeno!!
-se dyo xronia sti germania,ferte mas,ferte mas ti
braziliaaa!!!
-oee ellas ole ole,ellas ole ole, de stamatw na
tragoudw pote oeeee...
-de balate myalo de balate myalo,poutsa sti premiera
poutsa kai sto teliko!!
-mas egleipses th poutsa sa komposta,rui costa rui
coostaaa
-shkwse th,th foystanela,na fanei,na fanei i
mortadelaaa
-shkwse th,th foustanela,na fanei,na fanei i pswli tou
dellaaa
-oi tsexoi mperdeytikane,ellas ole,ki'anti gia
mortadella,ellas ole,kathisane k fagane th pswli tou
della
-kollaei sa bdela h pswlh toy della
-agkloi,galloi,portogalloi tha mas kla,tha mas
klasoune kai pali
-sou kaname ta arxidia omeleta,paouleta paouleta!
-kanei o luis figko kounia mpela panw sti,panw sti
pswli tou della!
-o pelatis exei panta dikio,panta dikio panta diiikio
-ellas ole ole ta blepw ola mple,ellas olle olle
-einai fwtia,fwtia i poutsa tou tsolia
-ama exeis xaristea,einai wraia,einai wraiaaa
-pires tou zidan to kylwtaki,zagoraki zagoraaakiii
-bale mes to kwlo mpetantin,zinedin zinediiinn
-Me to etsi kai me to 8elw, tin eyrwpi sas ti kanoume
mpourdelo!
-Kai tin Kyriaki tha exei party, me ton Figo sto
krevati
-Thes gamisi mes tin toualeta,Paouleta Paouleta
-Elladara eisai trela,tha koimithw tha koimithw me tin
fanela
-Den exei pia ston ilio o Figo moira..Kalomoira
Kalomoira
-Rixte kai kana veggaliko.. vgalte exw ton Xiro
-Portogalia etoimasoy, erxetai h seira soy!
-einai trelos o germanosssss
-esteiles toys tsexous sto xantaki,mhtsotakh
mhtsotakhh
-ti na mas pei kai i portogallia,ferte mas,ferte mas
ti braziliaaa

01. Shkwse to to gamhmeno, den mporw, den mporw na
perimenw!
02. Me to etsi kai to 8elw, to Parisi 8a to kanoume
mpourdelo!
03. Oulele ki aman aman, ta Grekia gamane ton Zidan!
04. Einai wraia h poutsa tou Xaristea!
05. Kante mas mia pipa sil vous plez Trezegeut
Trezeguet!
06. Ferte mou na piw na 3hmerw8w, pwpwpw ti tsimpouki
htan auto!
07. Gamhsame tous Gallous kai pame teliko, eoeee,
eoooo!
08. Exeis mia pswlh san tou Psinakh, Zagorakhhh,
Zagorakhhh!
09. Twra oi Galloi einai tavla, pws gama, pws gamame
sthn Ellada!
10. Prose3te to auto einai to top:
      TOYS GEMISES ME XYSIA TO PHGOYNIII,
KARAGKOYNHHH, KARAGKOYNHHH!!!
11. Twra ta Gallakia einai tavla, pw pw kavla, pw pw
kavla!
12. Se 9 mhnes to paidaki kai 8a ei kai 8a einai
Ellhnaki!
13. Parte pipes twra ap' ton Otto, mes sto Porto, mes
sto Porto!
14. Sas gamame oloi parea, m'arxhgo, m'arxhgo ton
Xaristea!
15. Ki o alexis einai gay ma h kou ma h koupa pws me
kaieiii!
16. Einai trelos, einai trelos o Germanos!
17. Thn koupa xwnw mesa sth sampania, ta Galla ta
Gallakia pan gia nania!
18. Me sampania kai xaviari, sas phgainoume gamiwntas
ws ton Arh!
19. Xaristeaaa, sta paixnidiaaa, bale me, bale mesa
kai t'arxidiaaa!
20. Kai meta thn pipa sth Gallia, tsimpoukaki
Portogalliaaa!
21. Steilte ta kokoria sto sfageaaa, Xaristeaaa,
Xaristeaaa -
22. Elladara eisai mia, tetoia poutsa den 3anade h
Gallia
23. Fere pisw ena kypellaki, Zagorakhhh, Zagorakhhh!
24. Teleia kai paula, Ellada eisai kavla!
25. Sto Porto kylane ta xysia mas gi auto hr8ame oloi
sta isia mas!
26. Phres tou Zidane to kilotakiii, Zagorakhhh,
Zagorakhhh!
27. F0YF0YTE mh bgazeis to pagakiii, ap to
stringakiii, ap to stringakiii!
28. Elladara eisai mia, ferte mas kai thn Tsexia
29. Den sou ka8omai LouMoudi, an th koupa den shkwsw
me tragoudi!
30. Xasmouriemai ki egw ligakiii ma akoma pernw mati
Zagorakhhh!!!
31. Elladara eisai trella me thn kitrinh kordela!
32. Otto Rehhagel m' ekanes magka, de gyrizw, mana
steile ki alla fragka!
33. Zidan Zidan t' arxidia mas ponan!
34. Epai3es ton rolo tou Gkousgkounh, Karagkounh,
Karagkounh!
35. Zagorakh souvlises arniii, ton Henry, ton Henryyy!

36. Einai megalhhh kai wraiaaa, h pswlh, h pswlh tou
Xaristeaaa!
37. O Aggelos ton poutso tou akonizei, gia tous
gallous kai to wiizy

kai twra to ksekarfwto.....HRTHES KAI MAS ALLAKSES TH
MOIRAAA,KALOMOIRA KALOMOIIIRAAAA!!!

                
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