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Ημερομηνία: Δευ 02 Αυγ 2004 - 01:46:52 EEST

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An kai diegrafa me megali epimeleia ka8e mail tis listas pou den eixe
anekdoto ws twra, den mporw na min sxoliasw ta kaustika logia tou kuriou
ka8igiti, kai signwmi agapitoi sinlistoi an sas priksw.

Vasika 2 pragmata me enoxlisan.

1on oti an to vivlio den eixe epitixia, den 8a ipirxe oute to ar8ro tou
ka8igiti oute alli antidrasi apo kanenan forea. Diladi i epitixia kanei ton
sxoliasmo. kai den einai auto pou me peirazei (mono) alla o tropos me ton
opoio sxoliase enas morfwmenos an8rwpos ena vivlio gia paidia (kiriws). An
auto pou 8elei na pei (kai auto katalava) einai oti mesa apo to vivlio 8a
epirreastoun ta paidia kai 8a anaptuksoun la8os apopseis gia tin koinwnia,
tote signwmi alla 8a skasw sta gelia. To paidi 8a sta8ei kiriws sta
kator8wmata kai ston ygeih antagwnismo pou protrepei o kalos
magos-dieu8untis tou sxoleiou kai 8a katalavei apoluta oti autoi pou klevoun
einai oi kakoi. Epeita, an 8elei na diamorfwsei mia alfa asximi apopsi gia
ta kakws keimena stin koinwnia tin asximomoura kai misiti politiko, tous
anegkefalous kivernites kai tous stenomialous kratikous ipallilous, tote den
einai anagki na ta diavasei kai na perasoun emmesa sto iposinidito tou.
Arkei na anoiksei tin tv i na vgei mia volta sto dromo. To oti kanei mneia
se auta emesa i roouling den simainei oti prospa8ei na ta ka8ierwsei kai na
ta epivallei. Isa isa sto telos (euxaristo opws kaneis 8a perimene) o tuflos
anoigei ta matia tou, o xazos kai mataiodoksos sinetizetai kai i axwneuti...
timwreitai katallilws :)

To deutero enoxlitiko simeio stin agoreusi pou proigi8ike itan oi kritikes
gia ton xaraktira twn paidiwn. Sigoura autos pou to egrapse (xwris
pareksigisi) exei ksexasei ti simainei na eisai paidi -kai oxi mono stin
ilikia.. Ta paidia PANTA 8eloun kati kalitero, panta antagwnizontai to ena
to allo (giauto einai kai dimofili ta a8limata kai ta tournoua apo mikres
ilikies) kai osoi apo sas exete paidia pou 3eroun na metrane 8a ta exete
akousei arketes fores na sas zitane LEFTA, pragma apoluta fusiologiko, to na
ksodeuei ena paidi diladi xrimata xwris profani/apodekto gia tous
megaluterous skopo. Poso mallon pou ta paidia einai se ilikia 13-16 xronwn
pou ta pragmata einai pio mplegmena apo pote. An i Roouling eixe
prwtagwnisti ton idaniko sineto efivo, stoixima to potiri me to nero dipla
mou (twra pou dipsaw aksizei polla!) den 8a eixe kanei oxi treles pwliseis,
oute ekdotis den 8a plirwne giauto.
Prwta deite ti zitate, kai meta antidraste se kati pou mporei na
xaraktirizetai ws moda alla osoi to 3eran prin ginei epitixia to agapousan
apo prin. Giati aksizoun autes oi peripeteies tou mikrou magou. Giati se
ka8ilwnoun, kai akomi den exw aplwsei to xeri na piw to nero mou apo ton
en8ousiasmo pou mou exei prosferei auto to vivlio. Elpizw oi apopseis mou na
min einai toso ipokeimenikes kai parolo ton en8ousiasmo mou na min lew
malakies.
An 8elei kapoios na to sizitisei peretairw mazi mu kai exei polla na pei
kalitera na min prizei tous listes (osoi den figan tespa) kai na mou steilei
proswpiko mail. 8a to ektimousa. euxaristw.

kai to ANEKDOTO:

Se ena mpar kapoios kauxietai oti einai toso dinatos pou kaneis den mporei
na anametri8ei me ta stivara tou mpratsa. Gia na to apodeiksei, pairnei mia
lemonokoupa kai tin stivei mexri na min vgainei pia stagona.

-Se opoion vgalei apo autin tin lemonokoupa mia stagona dinw 10.000drx
(einai palio anekdoto :P)

Paideuontai oloi oi mpratsarades tou magaziou, sfiggontai, kokkinizoun...
tipota! i lemonokoupa fainetai na ta exei dwsei ola kai na perimenei apla
tin kataliksi tis se kapoion kado.

Ksafnika, enw o mpratsaras mas exei parei to ifos xiliwn kardinaliwn kai
apolamvanei tin niki tou.. emfanizetai apo mia gwnia ena tupaki mizero,
kontouliko, petsi kai kokkalo, forwntas mia mpez kamparntina kai zitaei na
agwnistei ki autos. Gelwntas alla gia na min iparksei kamia amfivolia tis
kiriarxias tou, o mr-mpratsa tou dinei tin lemonokoupa kai to tipaki vgazei
oxi mono mia, alla 3 stagones! Ekpliktoi oi sindaitumones ton vlepoun na
pairnei ta 10 xiliarika kai na apoxwrei.

Prwtos sinerxetai o apogoiteumenos mpratsaras kai rwtaei ton mparman...

-kala re si, ti einai autos, karateristas, mpokser, o.y.k.as,
prasinoskoufis... ti?

-mpa.. tipota apo auta. Eforiakos einai..

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