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Θέμα: RE: To podosfairo kai to egwistiko EGW MAS.



(nil): Teo Sar (dalaiklama(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 08 Σεπ 2004 - 22:59:18 EEST

Α,οκ ρε μάγκα,κατάλαβα. Αν μου είχες στείλει νωρίτερα την διεύθυνση της "
ιστοσελίδας σου δεν θα είχα ενοχληθεί καν να σου απαντήσω...

>From: TZINIS <tzinis(@)otenet.gr>
>To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
>Subject: JotD... To podosfairo kai to egwistiko EGW MAS.
>Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 22:12:02
>
>TO podosfairo kai to egwistiko EGW mas?
>
>EInai h prwth fora poy stelnw mail sth lista (polla eyxaristw ston DJ gia
>thn boh8eia toy) alla den mporesa na antista8w ston peirasmo ths apanthshs
>ston TZINI-den mporw,kati me pianei otan blepw Filippikoys enantion ths
>"agnEIas"..
> @-TA KEFALAIA TOY TZINI.
>Katarxhn,moy einai adynaton na parw sta sobara kapoion toso apolyto wste na
>pisteyei oti oloi aytoi poy pane sto ghpedo to kanoyn gia na ektonwsoyn ta
>egw toys kai na ekdhlwsoyn thn ka8armatikothta toys (sic!). @-PWS SOY HR8E "
>AYTH H
>IDEA OTI MILW GIA OLOYS, JEXNAS (AGNOEIS) TOYS GNWSTOYS AGNWSTOYS, "
>XOYLIGKAN, TOYS
>ANARXIKOYS, TOYS JEROKEFALOYS KLP. KLP. TA EYKOLOS ENNOOYMENA
>PARALEIPONTAI........TZAMPA SYZHTHSH KANOYME. DEN KATALABES OTI KATADIKAZW "
>AYTOYS KAI
>TA EKTROPA;
>@- OYTE AYTO DEN TO KATALABES; *(EEE)=Ejairoyntai h ejairetikes )
>Apo ayto symperainw oti o filos mas den exei paei pote sto ghpedo @-AN DEN "
>EIXA PAEI
>POTE PWS 8A EMPAINA STHN CYXOLOGIA TOYS (an exei paei tote
>sy,fwna me thn alan8asth logikh toy kai aytos 8a ekdhlwne thn
>"ka8armatikothta toy" opote den 8a eixe logo na milaei). Ayth h logikh
>"milaw gia kati kai as mhn exw idea gia to ti einai" einai endeiktikh toy
>ceyto-elitismoy,poy apaitei o diannoymenos na exei apoch gia ola @-MONON "
>SE OSA EXW
>GNWSH EXW APOCH. (kapws san toys kritikoys kinhmatografoy poy 8aboyn thn "
>tainia,apla
>kai mono giati apo ta poster katalabainoyn oti einai mapa). 'Exw yparjei "
>fila8los,exw
>paei sto ghpedo pampolles fores kai,anti8etws apo thn apoch "
>twn..episthmonwn,den exw
>sto spiti moy osta Pana8hnaikwn,den anhkw se polemoxarh syndesmo kai to "
>lejilogio moy
>exei panw apo 5 lejeis.'Epishs,eimai arketa diabasmenos kai exw apochgia "
>polla
>8emata,apo sinema mexri politikh.Kai jerw kai thn prwteyoysa
>toy Nepal. Loipon,ti 8elei na mas pei o poihths? 'Oti ta 8libera komplej "
>ths
>katwterhs
>Ellhnikhs tajhs,poy trefetai me soyblaki kai myrizei skordo bghkan sth fora
>me thn nikh ths E8nikhs kai twn a8lhtwn stoys Olympiakoys? Nai,o sygxronos
>ellhnas exei arketa komplej,alla mia eilikrinhs ekdhlwsh xaras kai glentioy
>gia epityxies (estw kai ston "anoysio" xwro toy a8lhtismoy) egine edw "
>aformh
>gia skwptika sxolia apo kapoioys (kai se aytoys eisai mesa kai sy) poy den
>anhkoyn stoys ypoan8rwpoys-fila8loys alla pi8anotata ka8ontai sthn lekanh
>diabazontas basilia Lhr.
>
>Okei,as dextoyme oti den exoyme kanenan logo na xaroyme gia kapoia epityxia
>toy A8lhth-as mhn zhthsoyme to meridio estw toy 1% poy anhkei se aytoys "
>toys
>m....s poy plhrwsan ta malliokefala toys gia na pane sthn Portogallia..gia
>poia pragmata mporeis na xareis esy,sta opoia na exei ey8eia symmetoxh? "
>@-AYTO DEN
>TO DIABASES: (osoi pane sta ghpeda kai se jena krath gia thn omada toys "
>exoyn
>perissotera dikaiwmata na xairontai klp.) DEN TO KATALABES;
>Mhpws hsoyn dipla ston Papanikolaoy thn wra poy erxotan sto myalo toy to
>test? Mhpws ejynes ta molybia toy Elyth otan egrafes ta poihmata? Kai
>symfwna me th logikh soy,giati gelane kai ta aytia soy otan milas gia toys
>endojoys progonoys mas? Ypo8etw oti jereis pws den exeis (kai exw) kamia
>sxesh me aytoys,oyte boh8hses sta osa petyxan.
>
>'Oso gia to an prepei na zhtoyn apo ton 8eo boh8eia oi a8lhtes gia na
>kerdisoyn..me sygxwreis,esy otan dineis ejetaseis kai kaneis ton stayro soy
>skeftesai oti zhtas o 8eos na se boh8hsei na fas th 8esh kapoioy alloy? 'H
>otan les "as kanoyme enan eyxelaio na pane kala oi doyleies" skeftesai oti
>prepei na pesoyn oi doyleies kapoioy alloy gia na pas kala esy? @-EDW "
>YPARXOYN DYO
>KATASTASEIS, H KERDIZEIS H XANEI O ALOS. (YPARXEI KAI H ISOPALIA) MHN "
>MPERDEYESAI.
>Epishs-epeidh bare8hka kai peinasa,mhn kaneis to la8os na 8es na peis ston
>kosmo ti prepei na toy aresei h oxi. 'Egraces oti ‘o kosmos den jerei ti na
>8aymasei,logw agnoias morfwsews". H pepoi8hsh oti "jerw ti PREPEI na aresei
>ston kosmo,ti prepei na DIABASEI o Kosmos h ti NA MHN aresei ston kosmo"
>einai h bash gia enan fanatismo poy katalhgei se apolytarxikes apoceis.Mhn
>niw8eis lyph gia osoys blepoyn Kalomoira,astoys.Oyte na diatympanizeis "egw
>den blepw Fame story",den leei tipota. 8a ekplageis an deis posoi ejypnoi
>neoi an8rwpoi yparxoyn,poy den blepoyn reality show,kai exoyn endiaferonta
>poy oyte kan ta fantazesai. Mhn pefteis sto loyki toy "Ts,ts,ts...koita
>toys..pane sta mpoyzoykia,anti na akoysoyn Mahler".Ti na kanoyme,ston "
>patera
>moy aresei o Kazantzidhs, 8a ton rijw sta katerga epeidh den jerei ti einai
>to tselo? @-OLOI EINAI ELEY8EROI NA KANOYN OTI TOYS GOYSTAREI.
> OLOI OI AN8RWPOI EXOYN TA IDIA FYSIKA DIKAIWMATA ELEY8ERIAS KANHS DE "
>GENNIETAI ME
>PERISSOTERA KAI OYTE MPOREI NA APOKTHSEI XWRIS NA ENERGHSEI AY8AIRETWS.
>'Oso gia to ti mas deixnoyn sthn Tv...kalwshr8es sthn
>Pragmatikothta. @-DIABASE GIA TA M.M.E. "
>http://users.otenet.gr/~tzinis/31-MME.htm
>Dhladh,ti h8eles,na deixnoyn ayta poy DEN poylane? Dhladh,esy
>an esy 8es na anoijeis magazi den 8a deis ti zhtaei o kosmos,alla 8a
>analogisteis ti 8A eprepe na zhtaei? Magazia einai ta kanalia,den einai
>tipote allo. An 8es na morfw8eis apo kei thn ekatses,alla mhn to paizeis "
>kai
>apelpismenos.Kai mono poy jereis na xrhsimopoieis to internet,shmainei oti
>mporeis ka8e mera na morfwnesai oso 8es kai na diabazeis kai 10
>efhmerides,apo toys Los Angeles Times Mexri thn Prabnta.
>
>Kai den ftanei poy m aresei h mpala, poy blepw tainies me ton Ben
>Stiller...akoyw kai Ploytarxo...Ts,ts,ts...
>
>Me ektimhsh TZINIS.
>
>
>
>--
>
>H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
>O 8ymwmenos anoigei to stoma toy kai kleinei ta matia toy kai ta aytia toy.
> Kensor
>
>
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