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Θέμα: ELA TO KALO XRONONTOULAPOOOOOOOOOOO



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Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 19 Σεπ 2004 - 05:42:54 EEST

ELA TO KALO XRONONTOULAPOOOOOOOOOOO

20 septembriou
1992 o Andreas Giakoumakos gnwsto trabeli sth syggru syllambanete gia katoxi
kai xrhsh kokainhs.
1982 pethainei o kyr swthrhs o makedonomahos pou kratouse to manikeptokoumpa
tou paulou mela
1933 katalabainoun siga siga sth krhth ti malakia kanan pou enwthikan me to
basileio ths elladas kai rihnoun auga ston larisaio astyfylaka pou otws i
allws kaneis de katabe pote ti ennouse me ti frasi "larsalarsaslahtasra"

1969 plakwsan oi asfalites sto spiti tou nikou karamanta giati ton karfwse o
peripteras pws akouge theodorakh
1972 bghke o proanafertheis ap th fylakh meta apo set eidikouy astynomikou
siatsou me breges sta podia gnwsto ws falaga
1975 pernei syntajh anaphrias kai epidoma apo to kob anw phghs kai as mhn
meteihe pote sto kke

1983 dioristike o dhmhtrakhs o mpourkalias ston ote me ta prwt ajiokratika
kritiria EIXE KOISEI 145902 afises stin proeklogikh ekstrateia

1989 anakyrhsete o katadoths koukouloforos ths thesalias panaghs mastodhmos
hrwas ths ethnikhs antistashs kai labainei to antistoiho epidoma. kaneis den
antedrase giati oi syggeneis twn ektelesthentwn eixan h pethanei h den htan
sthn athina na ton krajoun

1999 stelehos tou kke elpizei se pososto 50% stis ekloges apo tous
dysaresthmenous tou shmhth

2000 paraithte to proanaferthen stelehos

2004 apofasizei o aganaktismenos AXORTAGOS na poulisei ki autos trela mia
pou brike tzampa malakes na poulan kai autoi xwris kyrwseis se opoiodhpote
epipedo

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From: "Xronontoylapo" <xronontoulapo(@)mail.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
Sent: Sunday, September 19, 2004 2:44 AM
Subject: JotD... Epeteiologion 19 Septembrioy

>
>
>
> to 1356...
> sth maxh toy Poyatie, oi agglikes dynameis nikoyn tis gallikes.
>
> to 1710...
> pe8ainei o Danos astronomos, Ole Romer, poy ekane thn prwth poiotikh
> metrhsh gia thn taxythta toy fwtos.
>
> to 1888...
> sto Spa toy Belgioy diejagetai o prwtos diagwnismos gynaikeias omorfias.
>
> to 1893...
> sth Nea Zhlandia o kybernhths epikyrwnei to nomo poy dinei to dikaiwma
> chfoy stis gynaikes.
>
> to 1900...
> sth Gallia, o Proedros Loympe dinei amnhstia ston Ebraio loxago Alfrent
> Ntreifoys, poy perase dyo fores apo stratodikeio kai esfalmena
> katadikasthke gia kataskopeia.
>
> to 1903...
> o basilias toy Belgioy Leopoldos B' de dexetai jenh anamijh sto Kongko,
> arnoymenos tis kathgories gia belgikes akrothtes.
>
> to 1909...
> gennietai o Ferdinandos Porse, idryths ths omwnymhs germanikhs
> aytokinhtobiomhxanias.
>
> to 1909...
> epiblhtiko syllalhthrio toy laoy ths A8hnas ginetai sto Pedion toy Arews
> yper ths politikhs kai stratiwtikhs anor8wshs, poy analambanei na
> pragmatopoihsei to stratiwtiko kinhma ths 15hs Aygoystoy.
>
> to 1910...
> sthn Ellada, dhmosieyontai plhrofories gia anasystash toy Stratiwtikoy
> Syndesmoy, kat' alloys pros diathrhsh ths shmerinhs kybernhshs kai kat'
> alloys gia skopoys antidynastikoys.
>
> to 1911...
> gennietai o Bretanos timhmenos me Nompel logotexnias syggrafeas, Ser
> Oyiliam Gkolntingk.
>
> to 1921...
> sto boreio Maroko, o Ampnt El Krim anakhryssei th Dhmokratia Rif.
>
> to 1922...
> o Kemal gnwstopoiei sth Gallia oti 8a sebastei th symmaxikh oydeterh zwnh
> an h Toyrkia parei thn Anatolikh 8rakh.
>
> to 1922...
> gennietai o Amerikanos syggrafeas ergwn episthmonikhs fantasias, Nteimon
> Nait.
>
> to 1922...
> gennietai o koryfaios Tsexos dromeas, Emil Zatopek.
>
> to 1927...
> pe8ainei h Isidwra Ntankan, poy 8ewreitai mhtera toy sygxronoy xoroy.
>
> to 1931...
> o xrhmatisthriakos panikos se Amerikh kai Eyrwph ephreazei kai thn Ellada.
> Shmeiwnetai ypotimhsh twn ajiwn kai xreokopia xrhmatistwn se A8hna kai
> 8essalonikh, enw kleinei to Xrhmatisthrio.
>
> to 1934...
> gennietai o manatzer twn Beatles, Mpraian Epstain.
>
> to 1939...
> o prw8ypoyrgos ths Bretanias Tsamperlen dhlwnei oti, o polemos 8a
> synexistei mexris otoy ejafanistei o xitlerismos.
>
> to 1940...
> anakalyptetai ellhnikh proistorikh limnaia polh, anagomenh se epoxh
> palioterh toy 2000 p.X. sth limnh ths Kastorias.
>
> to 1941...
> o germanikos stratos katalambanei to Kiebo meta apo 45 meres maxwn. Thn
> idia mera, sto Iran, oi Bretanoi katalambanoyn thn Texeranh.
>
> to 1941...
> gennietai h tragoydistria Kas Eliot, tragoydistria twn The Mamas & the
> Papas.
>
> to 1944...
> h Finlandia ypografei symfwnia me thn ESSD, poy periexei oroys anagnwrishs
> ths isxyos ths Mosxas toy 1940, ka8ws kai ths ekkenwshs ths perioxhs apo
> ta germanika strateymata. Dinetai epishs yposxesh gia thn ekmis8wsh toy
> Petsamo kai thn ekmis8wsh perioxhs konta sthn Porkala, notiodytika toy
> Elsinki, gia periodo 50 etwn.
>
> to 1948...
> gennietai o Bretanos h8opoios Tzeremi Airons.
>
> to 1949...
> gennietai to diashmo montelo Toyigki.
>
> to 1950...
> h synodos toy OHE aporriptei thn protash ths ESSD kai ths Indias na ginei
> dekth h Kommoynistikh Kina stoys kolpoys toy Organismoy.
>
> to 1952...
> gennietai o Nail Rotzers, ki8aristas kai syn8eths ths sooyl kai "cyxh" twn
> "Sik".
>
> to 1952...
> oi HPA apagoreyoyn ston Tsarli Tsaplin na janampei sth xwra meta apo ena
> tajidi poy pragmatopoihse sthn Agglia.
>
> to 1957...
> pragmatopoieitai apo tis HPA h prwth ypogeia pyrhnikh dokimh.
>
> to 1959...
> den epitrepetai sto Nikita Xroytsof na episkef8ei th Ntisneilant.
>
> to 1960...
> o Tsampi Tseker f8anei sto No1 toy amerikanikoy top me to klassiko
> rok-en-rol kommati "Twist".
>
> to 1965...
> o tzokei Tzon Longknten kanei thn 6.000h toy nikh ippeyontas ton "Prince
> Scorpion" sto Exhibition Park.
>
> to 1968...
> gennietai o Tsester Karlson, efeyreths ths jhrografias, ths prwths me8odoy
> fwtotypias.
>
> to 1969...
> h Koyba 8espizei nomo poy epitrepei thn ekdosh twn aeropeiratwn.
>
> to 1970...
> kraygazontas "Zhtw h Eley8erh Ellada", o foithths Kwstas Gewrgakhs
> aytopyrpoleitai sth Genoba ths Italias, se endeijh diamartyrias gia to
> stratiwtiko ka8estws sthn Ellada.
>
> to 1972...
> pagideymeno paketo me apodekth thn presbeia toy Israhl sto Londino
> prokalei to 8anato enos diplwmath.
>
> to 1976...
> ena toyrkiko Boeing 727 syntribetai se boyno ths notias Toyrkias me
> apotelesma na xasoyn th zwh toys 155 atoma.
>
> to 1979...
> h ellhnikh kybernhsh analambanei ekstrateia kata twn narkwtikwn mesa kai
> ejw apo ta sxoleia.
>
> to 1982...
> sth Soyhdia, oi Sosialdhmokrates ypo ton Oylof Palme kerdizoyn megalh nikh
> stis boyleytikes ekloges.
>
> to 1982...
> xrhsimopoieitai gia prwth fora se diadiktyakh epikoinwnia o smiley :-). Th
> xrhsh toy sygkekrimenoy symboloy proteinei o Skot Falman.
>
> to 1983...
> ta nhsia ths Karaibikhs Agios Xristoforos kai Nebis anakhryssontai
> anejarthto kratos.
>
> to 1985...
> pe8ainei, se hlikia 61 etwn, o Italos syggrafeas Italo Kalbino.
>
> to 1988...
> o Gkregk Loygkanis ginetai o prwtos a8lhths, poy kerdizei xryso metallio
> se dyo Olympiades (Los Antzeles, Seoyl) stis katadyseis apo bathra 3
> metrwn.
>
> to 1989...
> bomba ekrhgnytai se aeroplano thn wra poy brisketai panw apo ton Nighra me
> apotelesma na skotw8oyn 171 atoma.
>
> to 1991...
> seismos 5,3 Rixter sygklonizei th Goyatemala, me apotelesma na skotw8oyn
> 11 atoma.
>
> to 1991...
> sto Peroy, bombistikh energeia twn maoikwn antartwn "Fwteino Monopati"
> prokalei to 8anato epta atomwn.
>
> to 1992...
> sth Brazilia, nea kroysmata xoleras anebazoyn ton ari8mo twn plhgentwn se
> 23.000.
>
> to 1992...
> sth Bosnia, 31 atoma skotwnontai sthn polh Mpratsko, opoy ekdhlwnetai
> aeroporikh epi8esh twn Serbwn.
>
> to 1992...
> o "tsaros twn ai8erwn" Sergkei Mpoympka kanei neo pagkosmio rekor sto alma
> epi kontw me 6.13m sto Tokio.
>
> to 1993...
> prwth emfanish toy Nikoy Gkalh me ta xrwmata toy PAO enantion toy Arh
> (PAO- Arhs 100-96).
>
> to 1994...
> h tromokratikh organwsh "ELA" anatinazei me thlexeirizomenh bomba
> yphresiako lewforeio ths ELAS ston Perisso, me apotelesma na skotw8ei o
> 42xronos ajiwmatikos Apostolos Belios kai na traymatistoyn alla ennea
> atoma.
>
> to 1995...
> h Kroatia apofasizei na stamathsei tis epi8eseis enantion twn Serbwn kai
> symfwnei me th Bosnia oti mesw politikoy dialogoy 8a diey8eth8ei to
> edafiko.
>
> to 1996...
> to Eyrwkoinoboylio egkrinei katadikastiko chfisma gia thn Toyrkia, h opoia
> den shmeiwnei proodo ston tomea twn an8rwpinwn dikaiwmatwn kai toy
> ekdhmokratismoy.
>
> to 1999...
> h Nioykastl kerdizei thn Sefilnt Gioynaitent me 8-0 (5 gkol toy Alan
> Sirer) kai isofarizei to rekor twn perissoterwn termatwn sthn Premier
> Ligk. Einai h megalyterh nikh ths Nioykastl meta to 13-0 epi ths Nioyport
> to 1946.
>
> to 1999...
> pe8ainei o xrysos Olympionikhs toy 1948 sta 100m yptio Alen Stak se hlikia
> 71 etwn. Sth makroxronh kariera toy shmeiwse 6 fores pagkosmio rekor. Thn
> trietia 1948-51 shmeiwse 22 rekor Amerikhs me ta xrwmata toy Panepisthmioy
> Yale. To 1979 mphke sto Hall of Fame ths kolymbhshs.
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
>
> Egw krasi den epina giatise agapw
> kalytera na pe8aina para na soy to pw.
>
> Egw goylia den ebaza na mh fanerw8w
> kai ka8e nyxta pe8aina xwris n' anasth8w.
>
> Egw kapno den kapniza na mhn pyrpolh8w
> th floga moy xalaliza na sbhsw, na xa8w.
>
> Egw soygia den krataga na mh maxairw8w
> sta kymata perpataga kai pote sto by8o.
>
> Egw kala katalaba pws den me agapas,
> to dakry moy metalaba kai sto kalo na pas.
>
> Esy 8a xaseis matia moy ki egw 8a pikra8w
> kalytera na pe8aina para na s' agapw.
>
> Agaph poy den legetai fwtia xwris kapno
> kai sto krasi to gyrisa n' allajw oyrano.
>
> Den epina den m' h8eles , ta pinw den me pas
> moy fainetai, matakia moy, den jereis n' agapas
> - moy fainetai, bre matia moy, den jereis ti zhtas.
>
> Egw poly s' agaphsa gi' ayto se sygxwrw
> ki anti na kocw to krasi, 8a kocw to nero
> - Anti na koceis to krasi na koceis to nero.
>
>
>
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