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Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 19 Σεπ 2004 - 06:03:13 EEST

REEEEE
 RE FASISTESSSSS ti anekdota ein auta?
NA PARW TO NA PARW TO OOOO TOUUU FEKI MOUUU
NA KATEBW NA KATEBWWWWWW STOOON OMALOOOOO

RE egw eimai agwnisths kai diplwmatouhos kai den eimai tsiraki pousths
roufianos asxetos apolitikos sa kai sas!!!

re EGW EIMAI KAIKANEIS ALLOS (sto koma )

enas AGNOS PATIWTHS ME MOUSTAKA KAI KARAMPINA!!

THA sas pw kai mia mantinada synteknoi

Apo to thymo mou brazw
malakies groikw kai neuriazw
Ela gia tsarka
eda pae pou exw thne barka!!
Artsi mpourtsi kai loulas
sta paparia mas kai mas!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Nikos Tsekhs" <ntsek(@)freemail.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
Sent: Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:40 AM
Subject: JotD... SMS

> ***MOY EIPAN OTI GIA NA KANW MIA GYNAIKA NA TO APOLAYSEI PREPEI NA GLEICW
> GYRW APO 'KEI POY KATOYRAEI, ALLA DEN KATALABA... KAI TA PLAKAKIA H'
> FTANEI MONO H LEKANH?
>
> ***SE 1 EBDOMADA EXW DIKASTHRIO GIATI GAMHSA ENAN KAI LENE OTI PE8ANE.
> GI'AYTO 8ELW NA ER8EIS MARTYRAS GIA NA PEIS OTI OSES FORES SE GAMHSA DEN
> EPA8ES TIPOTA!!!
>
> ***OTAN EIMASTAN MIKROI TRABOYSAME MALAKIA. O ENAS PROKALOYSE TON ALLO NA
> XYSEI OLO KAI PIO MAKRIA . ME TON KAIRO KAPOIOI TA PARATHSAN ESY OMWS
> SYNEXIZEIS... KEEP WALKING!!
>
> ***TA 5 MEGE8H TOY PEOYS: 1. SMALL 2. MEDIUM 3. LARGE 4. PANAGIA MOY! 5.
> YPARXEI KAI SE LEYKO?
>
> ***FILE MPOREIS NA ME FILOJENISEIS TO SABBATOKYRIAKO? EXW KANEI MALAKIA
> KAI DEN MPORW NA PAW SPITI. ``DHMHTRAKHS KOYFONTINAS''
>
> ***H ASTYNOMIA CAXNEI ENA ATOMO OMORFO, EJYPNO, SEJY & 8HRIO STO KREBATI.
> MHN FOBASAI, ESY DEN KINDYNEYEIS. EGW POY SKATA NA KRYFTW?
>
> ***KAI LIGA GREEKLISH.. STO KATW KATW THS GRAFHS - AT THE DOWN DOWN OF THE
> WRITE, TA PHRA STO KRANIO - I TOOK THEM TO THE SCULL, EISAI CAGMENH
> GKOMENA - U R A SEARCHED WOMAN
>
> ***8ELW NA STH8EIS .. KAI NA SE PARW.. PE8AINW NA SOY TRABHJW MIA STA
> GRHGORA KAI JERW PWS 8A SOY ARESEI.. MHN TROMAZEIS DEN 8A PONESEI.. 8ELW
> MONO MIA FWTOGRAFIA!!
>
> ***TA XRHMMATA EINAI SAN THN PERIODO. TA PERIMENEIS ENA MHNA SOY KRATANE
> MIA EBDOMADA KAI MOLIS TELEIWSOYN ARXIZEI TO GAMHSI.
>
> ***8A GRACW SE OLA TA TOYBLA ``MOY LEIPEIS" KAI 8A EYXOMAI NA SOY ER8EI
> ENA STO KEFALI , GIA NA DEIS PWS PONAEI TO NA SOY LEIPEI KAPOIOS.
>
> *** TO WROSKOPIO SAS SHMERA. TYXH : TA ASTRA SAS XAMOGELOYN EPAGGELMA : TA
> ASTRA SAS XAMOGELOYN.. SEJ: TA ASTRA EXOYN GAMH8EI STA GELIA...
>
> ***... ANAKOINWSH... KATEBHKE O DIABOLOS STH GH KAI CAXNEI PAR8ENA NA THN
> PAREI STHN KOLASH. H8IKO DIDAGMA: GAMH8HTE OLES MH SAS PAREI O DIABOLOS.
>
> ***• TO DIKTYO TOY KINHTOY SAS EIDOPOIEI OTI H XREWSH DIAMORFWNETAI
> ANALOGA ME TO MHKOS TOY PEOYS SAS, OSO PIO MIKRO TOSO LIGOTERH XREWSH.
> SYGXARHTHRIA. MILATE TSAMPA!
>
> ***• AN STO ONEIRO SOY DEIS TASTERIA KAI TO FEGGARI NA SE FWTIZOYN , TA
> SYNNEFA NA SE SKEPAZOYN KAI TOYS AGGELOYS NA SE NANOYRIZOYN, NA JEREIS
> PWS... TA KAKARWSES!!!
>
> ***JERW OTI M'AGAPOYSES POLY, OTI SOY LEIPW, OTI.. XWRIS EMENA EXEIS ENA
> MEGALO KENO. LYPAMAI POY SE AFHSA GIA PANTA. ME AGAPH O EGKEFALOS SOY!
>
> ***• GIA OTI XREIASTEIS.. LEFTA, PAREA, BOH8EIA, H8IKH YPOSTHRIJH,
> KATANOHSH, AGAPH, CYXIKH ANATASH, EILIKRINEIA, SEBASMO, MIA XARH BRE
> ADELFE, MH TYXON KAI ME ENOXLHSEIS.
>
>
>
> --
>
> H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
> PARAJENES ALH8EIES POY TIS EMA8ES APO TO FORTUNE: #3
> Enas dikasths ths polhs ths Neas Yorkhs apofasise oti an dyo gynaikes
> poy ka8ontai apo pisw soy ston kinhmatografo, epimenoyn na syzhtoyn thn
> pi8anh
> synexeia toy film, exeis to dikaiwma na gyriseis kai na tis jefwniseis
> opws
> kanoyn sto Bronx.
>
>
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