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Θέμα: Re: Re: Pies ta xrysostomh - pws na pairneis th swsth pipa



(nil): ody (zerbas(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 18 Οκτ 2004 - 10:00:01 EEST

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----- Original Message -----
From: "Marilou" <marilou84(@)freemail.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Sent: Sunday, October 17, 2004 11:01 PM
Subject: JotD... Re: Pies ta xrysostomh - pws na pairneis th swsth pipa

>
> 1. Prwto kai kyriotero: den eimai ypoxrewmenh na thn kanw
> 1.1 An thn kanw na noiw8eis eygnwmon
> 1.2 An den thn kanw na eisai ypomonetikos
>
> 2. Den me endiaferei pws thn eides sthn tsonta, se kamia periptwsh den
> 8ewreitai stantar na teleiwseis sto proswpo moy.
> 2.1 Kai fysika DEN TA KATAPINW.
>
> 3. Ta aytia moy den einai xeirolabes!
> 3.1 Mhn patas to kefali moy san embolo. 8a '8eles na jerasw panw sta
> arxidia soy;
>
> 4. Den me noiazei poso xalarwneis, alla MHN KLASEIS.
>
> 5. Otan exw periodo den shmainei oti einai ebdomada ths "royfhxths". Den
> exw dia8esh kai fysika den noiw8w kala opote mhn xairesai oti 8a me
> plakwseis stis pipes epeidh den mporeis na exeis sej.
> 5.1 To kolpo me ta "melaniasmena arxidia" epiane sto gymnasio. An
> eftases sto aproxwrhto traba mia paxia ki ase me sthn hsyxia moy kai ta
> tampon moy.
> 5.2 Oxi, den mporw na programmatisw thn periodo me ta Tsampions-ligk.
>
> 6. An stamathsw na bgalw mia trixa poy kollhse sta dontia moy mh moy
> peis na thn krathsw gia goyri.
>
> 7. To na me afhseis sto krebati molis teleiwseis kai na pas na paijeis
> PLAYSTATION einai arnhtikh kinhsh, an 8eleis na diathrhsw thn dia8esh
> moy sto mellon.
>
> 8. An soy aresei pws thn kanw den xreiazetai na ymneis tis stomatikes
> moy ikanothtes. Skase ki apolayse thn xwris sxolia.
> 8.1 Den eimai to "poytanaki" soy efoson den eisai toylaxiston "Korkolhs".
> 8.2 8ymhsoy to ar8ro 1.1 peri eygnwmosynhs.
>
> 9. Oxi re, den exei yperoxh geysh. Kai den isxyoyn oi malakies sxetika
> me prwteines.
>
> 10. Otan oi filoi soy diamartyrontai oti den exoyn syxna thn eykairia na
> thn apolaysoyn mhn arxizeis kai kayxiesai. Krata to stoma soy kleisto.
> 10.1 Ante giati an me kaneis rompa 8a skeftw na "ejyphrethsw" kanena
> filo soy.
>
> 11. Epeidh "jypnhse" prwi prwi den shmainei oti prepei na ton "filhsw"
> gia kalhmera.
> 11.1 Den beltiwnei thn orash, opote otan odhgas jexna to.
>
> 12. To "ola mesa" den shmainei aparaithta oti exw megalo stoma. Mporei
> kallista na shmainei kati antistrofo
>
>
>
> --
>
> H Ebelyn (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) grafei :
>
> O monos asfalhs ypologisths einai aytos poy einai bgalmenos apo thn priza,
> kleidwmenos mesa se xrhmatokibwtio, kai 8amenos 20 metra katw apo to
edafos
> se ena kryfo meros... kai den eimai kai apolytws sigoyros gia ayto.
> Dennis Huges, FBI
>
>
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Eκάθομαι και σκέφτομαι
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αν μ'αγαπάς Kατερινιό
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