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Θέμα: Re: Επετειολόγιον 18 Ιανουαρίου



(nil): William Wallace (vplia(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 18 Ιαν 2005 - 22:41:45 EET

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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005, Χρονοντούλαπο wrote:

> Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 12:12:03 +0200 (EET)
> From: Χρονοντούλαπο <xronontoulapo(@)mail.gr>
> To: JotD - Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
> Subject: JotD... Επετειολόγιον 18 Ιανουαρίου
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[snip...]

> το 1911...
> τα 40 χρόνια κλείνει το Β' Ράιχ στη Γερμανία.

Tha mou lisete me tin efkeria mia aporia pou exw edw kai
pollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xronia?

Kserw apo ta germanika oti Reich (Ραιχ) simainei kratos.
Poio einai to 1o kai poio to 2o Reich?
Apo pote mexri pote "ezise" to kathena?
Telika o Hitler katafere na katastisei to 3o?

> το 1939...
> ο Λούις Άρμοστρονγκ ηχογραφεί το "Jeepers Creepers".

H mousiki tou "Jeepers Creepers" den thimizei arketa to "poso exeis
megalwsei, mpempa, mpempa...
exeis ginei alli tosi, mpempa, mpempa..." ?
Mipws einai klemeno?
H mipws ta megala miala sinantientai, opws lene kai sto xwrio mou?

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