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Θέμα: Ta eurw-agglika epishmh glwssa ths EE



(nil): Giorgos Pallas (gpall(@)hal.csd.auth.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 16 Φεβ 2005 - 09:12:03 EET

Καίτοι αγγλικό(σχεδόν δηλαδή), πάρα πολύ δυνατό !

Δεν είναι απο αυτά που απλώς δεν μπορούν να μεταφραστούν, είναι απο αυτά που
παίζουν με τη γλώσσα! Προς το τέλος όσοι το διαβάσετε, διαβάστε το φωναχτά
και θα με θυμηθείτε ;-)

The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased
plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first
year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants
will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with
"k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the
new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and
they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by
"z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst place.

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Πηχτό πούσι σκεπάζει τα καρνάγια.
West End - Thame's Street και διπλός έρως.
Ας φυσάνε στην Πλάτα τα Παμπέρος,
ας ρολάρει το κύμα στη Μπισκάγια.
Νίκος Καββαδίας
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