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Θέμα: Άμα ζητάς πολλά...( in english)



(nil): Chris Kalivas (chriskalivas(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 05 Απρ 2005 - 12:20:14 EEST

>A man entered his favourite restaurant and sat at his regular table.
>After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
>nearby, all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their
>most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she
>accepted the bottle, she would be his.
>
>The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
>"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
>She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
>decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.
>
>The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
>Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
>your pants."
>
>After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
>return this to the woman.
>
>It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,
>a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
>million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as
>beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle
>back.......

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