JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Anekdoto



(nil): William Wallace (vplia(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 11 Απρ 2005 - 18:00:40 EEST

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Simera sto panepistimio o ka8igitis tis kvantikis mixanikis 2 (opote sas
proideazw gia to poso asteio 8a einai to anekdoto) mas eipe to parakatw
anekdoto gia tous mathimatikous.

Einai kapoios pou kanei sistimatika alexiptoto. Kapoia mera den ipologise
swsta ton anemo, opote ton paresire kapoia xiliometra makria kai epese
panw se ena denro. Kremasmenos apo to dentro kai xwris na mporei na kanei
tipota (afou oute na ksekremasei to aleksiptwto giati tha epefte apo
megalo ipsos oute tipota allo) perimene na perasei kapoios apo katw na ton
voithisei. Se 10 lepta pernaei kapoios

- -Geia sou!
- -Geia! Mporeis na mou peis pou eimai?
- -Panw se ena dentro
- -Mathimatikos eisai?
- -Nai! Pws to katalaves?
- -Mou edwses mia poli swsti pliroforia pou einai entelws axristi

http://ikaria.duckdns.org/~vplia
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| Random Fortune Cookie |
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... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be
proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge
to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still
unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and
in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than
the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If
there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute
of value.
                 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Ήξερες ότι ...
Ο φλοιός των δέντρων σεκόγια είναι άφλεκτος. Σε περίπτωση που το δέντρο
πάρει φωτιά, τότε αυτή καίει μόνο το εσωτερικό του δέντρου.
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