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Θέμα: Re: Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;



(nil): Loukas Lazos (llazos(@)u.washington.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Ιούλ 2005 - 11:00:54 EEST

Eutuhos gia kali tuhi tou IRAK pigan oi apeleutherotes gia na diadosoun tin
dimokratia kai na skotosoun tous kakous irakinous. Tha tous didaksoun tin
koka kola kai ta MCdonalds kai den tha ehoun anagki to theo. Eisai toso
antifatikos oso kai oi kuverniseis pou eksipireteis.

Efoson o Al Zarkaoui einai Iordanos kai o Mpin Landen Saoudaravas giati
epitethikan sto IRAK ???? Eutheos i CIA ehei apodehtei oti to IRAK den eihe
kamia anameiksi stin epithesi tis Neas Yorkis oute to kathestos tou IRAK
eksipiretouse Bin Landen kai sia. Giati loipon einai autos o polemos
dikaiologimenos?

Poso koutos prepei na eisai gia na pisteueis oti to IRAN i B korea kai i
Kina einai oi tromokrates tou kosmou. Stamata na vlepeis taineies Hollywood
se halane.

Den mas eheis pei ti einai tromokratia, se ligo tha mas peis kai oti oi
palestinioi einai tromokrates.

Mono se ena pragma sumfono. I Ellada ehei tin euthini pou tis analogei san
melos tou NATO kai san eksupiretitis autou tou polemou , ara kai emeis
ehoume ena pososto summetohis kai enohis. Allo an merikoi ehoun epileksei to
dromo tis arnisis gia na koimountai irema to vradi kai na pisteuoun oti
kunugame tous tromokrates.

O dutikos tropos zois einai autos pou me ekfrazei alla auto den simainei oti
prepei na epivlithi dia polemou se oles tis alles koinonies kai na tis
kanoume san ta moutra mas. Epitelous aneptukse kritiki skepsi kai min
apodehesai oti sou dinoun san koutornithi. Epidei eisai melos mias koinonias
den simainei oti prepei na sumfgoneis se ola. Allagi ek ton Eso

Ante geia

----- Original Message -----
From: "Spyros Mplatsios" <blatsios(@)teledomedsl.gr>
To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 12:44 AM
Subject: RE: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;

> Em bebaia gnwsto to paramy8i...
>
> Gia ola ftaine oi Amerikanoi, ola ta kanoyn oi Amerikanoi kai eimaste oloi
> 8ymata mias pagkosmias synomwsias...
>
> A) Epeidh mallon apo Istoria eisai giok na soy 8ymisw oti oi armatoloi
> eferan opla kai htan sthn yphresia twn pasadwn. Oi kleftes htan oi
> paranomoi
> ths ypo8eshs.
>
> B)Epishs allo enas e8nikoapeley8erwtikos agwnas kai allo h tromokratia. Oi
> Armatoloi kai oi kleftes polemhsan ton Toyrko edw. Den phgan sthn Kwn/polh
> na bazoyn bombes.
>
> G)Diabase to mail toy Nefarius na deis poso ypokriths eisai.
>
> D)Aytoi poy kanoyn ypoti8etai antistash sto Irak ti e8nikothtas einai; O
> Al
> Zarkaoyi einai Iordanos. O Mpin Lanten Saoydarabas kai to deji toy xeri
> Aigyptios. Epishs oi bombes sto Irak poioys skotwnoyn; Aggloys kai
> Amerikanoys h mhpws Irakinoys polites; Ara mhpws skopos toys den einai na
> "eley8erwsoyn" to Irak, alla na egkatasthsoyn ekei 8eokratiko ka8estws me
> thn bia;
>
> E)H Ispania einai lampro paradeigma politikhs typoy Tsamperlen.(an den
> gnwrizeis poios einai o Tsamperlen kai poy odhghsan oi prajeis toy anoije
> kanena biblio istorias)
>
> St) Se dytikh koinwnia zeis ki esy. To internet poy exeis, to pc soy, h
> frapedia poy pineis, to amajaki poy exeis parkarismeno ejw apo to spiti
> soy,
> to oti mporeis na les oti 8es xwris na fobasai tipota einai katakthseis
> ths
> dytikhs koinwnias. An den se ekfrazei aytos o tropos zwhs enallaktikes
> lyseis einai oi moylades toy Iran, h Kina kai h B. Korea.
>
> Z)Mhn fobasai. Logw Soydas oi HPA den epi8ymoyn ayth thn epoxh idiws kamia
> aposta8eropoihsh. Oso gia tis bombes krata kai kamia pisinh...
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Loukas Lazos [mailto:llazos(@)gmail.com]
> Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 10:19 AM
> To: JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn
> Subject: Re: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;
>
> Pote epitelous tha stamatisete na pipilate tin propaganda ton amerikanon.
> Den uparhei tromokratia se enan polemo. Uparhoun diaforetikes polemikes
> taktikes. Oi armatoloi kai oi kleftes tromokrates itan epi tourkokratias,
> i
>
> Elliniki istoria tous vlepei san iroes. O laos euthunetai varia gia tis
> prakseis ton anthropon pou ton kuvernoun. Oloi eimaste euthunofovoi kai
> gia
> ola ftain oi alloi.
>
> I ispania einai lamrpo paradeigma kai ton mavrise ton athnar alla tin
> plirose akriva. Aggloi kai Amerikanoi den to epiasan to noima kai
> ksanapsifisan tous Polemarhous. As min anazitoun euthunes allou.
>
> Aparavatos physikos nomos
>
> Drasi - Antidrasi
>
> Einai krima gia olous tous anthropous pou hanontai eis to onoma opoidipote
> polemou, alla i dutikes koinonies feroun megali euthuni pou anehontai
> polemous tupoi Irak.
>
> Anti na anusiheite gia tromokratika htupimata stin athina, na anusiheite
> min
>
> apofasisei i Ameriki na apostatheropoiisei tin periohi (vlepe Imia), alla
> ksehasa den ehei petrelaio sto Aigaio.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Spyros Mplatsios" <blatsios(@)teledomedsl.gr>
> To: "JotD - Elliniki Lista Anekdotwn" <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
> Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 11:30 PM
> Subject: RE: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;
>
>
>> Den perimena kai diaforetikh antidrash. O komplejismos kapoiwn fainetai
>> oti
>> yperterei ths logikhs. To problhma den einai oi Aggloi-Amerikanoi, alla h
>> tromokratia. Kai an den bgalete thn tyropita poy exei sfhnwsei ston
>> egkefalo
>> sas syntoma 8a klaime kai sto Ellanta...
>>
>> YG1 H kypria foithtria prepei na htan sigoyra ex8ros toy laoy toy Irak
>> kai
>> gi' ayto thn skotwsan. Opws sigoyra kai oi toyristes.
>>
>> YG2 Oso gia to posh istoria exw diabasei sigoyra perissotero apo ka8e
>> enan
>> poy bgainei panhgyrizei...
>>
>> YG3 Mhpws jerei kaneis posoi ellhnes skotw8hkan stoys didymoys pyrgoys???
>>
>>
>> Ante na rijoyme kai ena anekdotaki...
>>
>>
>>
>> Treis adelfes syzhtane.
>>
>> - Fetos ta gantia 8a fore8oyn mexri edw, leei h prwth kai deixnei ton
>> karpo
>> toy xerioy ths.
>>
>> - Oxi, oxi, leei h deyterh. Fetos ta gantia 8a fore8oyn mexri edw kai
>> deixnei to meso toy phxy.
>>
>> - Sto diko moy to periodiko diabasa oti ta gantia 8a fore8oyn mexri edw,
>> leei h trith kai deixnei mexri ton agkwna.
>>
>> Kai h giagia, poy, misokoyfh oysa, den eixe katalabei to 8ema ths
>> syzhthshs,
>> leei:
>>
>> - Kalo paidi na'nai, bre koritsia, ki as thn exei osh thn exei!
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: VALIS [mailto:bchris(@)hellasunix.org]
>> Sent: Friday, July 08, 2005 12:59 AM
>> To: JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn
>> Subject: Re: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto Londino;
>>
>> Exeis dikio adelfia mas
>>
>> imperialistes einai oi Aggloi ki oi
>>
>> Amerikanoi.
>>
>> Den eprepe na milhsoyme etsi...
>>
>>
>>
>> Bre den pas na diabaseis kai ligo
>>
>> istoria lew egw,
>>
>> na deis to pososto ey8ynhs poy
>>
>> barainei ta filarakia soy
>>
>> gia thn mizeria toy kosmoy?
>>
>>
>>
>> Kai meta ela na moy toys yperaspisteis.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> YG
>>
>> Syggnwmh gia thn katastrathghsh twn
>>
>> kanonwn ths listas,
>>
>> alla den anteja.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Jul 07, 2005, at 22:30 , Spyros Mplatsios wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>> Wraia einai na kaneis kritikh ek toy
>>
>>> asfaloys kai apo to plhktrologio toy pc
>>
>>> soy pinontas kafedaki kai
>>
>>> akoygontas moysikoyla.
>>
>>> Prin omws arxisoyme ta
>>
>>> eyfyologhmata gia to ti epa8an oi
>>
>>> "loympines" oi
>>
>>> "loygkres" klp klp skefteite 2-3
>>
>>> pragmatakia...
>>
>>>
>>
>>> 1) Opoioi ekanan to xtyphma (giati
>>
>>> ektos apo Al Kainta yparxei kai o IRA)
>>
>>> den skotwsan oyte ton Bush oyte ton Blair,
>>
>>> oyte praktores . Skotwsan a8woys
>>
>>> polites poy phgainan sthn doyleia
>>
>>> toys.
>>
>>>
>>
>>> 2) Skefteite oti an ayrio skasei mia
>>
>>> tetoia bomba dipla sas den 8a einai
>>
>>> kai
>>
>>> toso asteio. (8ymh8eite thn ypo8esh
>>
>>> Ajarlian)
>>
>>>
>>
>>> 3) Otan antimetwpizoyme olo ton kosmo
>>
>>> ws ex8roys kai katwteroys mas as mhn
>>
>>> mas kanei ekplhjh poy den pata oyte
>>
>>> toyristas , oyte ependyths. Ta 8eloyme
>>
>>> kai ta pa8ainoyme. Kai otan mas
>>
>>> mayrisoyn oloi as arxisoyme na trwme
>>
>>> o enas
>>
>>> ton allon.
>>
>>>
>>
>>> Ante epanastates toy plhktrologioy
>>
>>> synexiste to ergo sas...
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>> Kai gia na eimaste sto pneyma ths
>>
>>> listas parte kai anekdotaki...
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>> Mpainei h syzygos sthn koyzina kai
>>
>>> blepei ton antra ths na krataei mia
>>
>>> mygoskotwstra...
>>
>>> -'Ti kaneis ekei;' (gynaikes...)
>>
>>> -'Skotwnw myges...'
>>
>>> -'Eixes kamia epityxia;'
>>
>>> -'Bebaiws! Treis arsenikes kai dyo
>>
>>> 8hlykes!'
>>
>>> -'Kala, kai pws tis jexwrizeis;'
>>
>>>
>>
>>> -'Oi treis htan panw sto pothri ths
>>
>>> mpyras moy, enw oi alles dyo panw sto
>>
>>> thlefwno...'
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>
>>> From: Nikos J. FARSARIS [mailto:njf(@)freemail.gr]
>>
>>> Sent: Thursday, July 07, 2005 9:53 PM
>>
>>> To: JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn
>>
>>> Subject: Re: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata
>>
>>> sto Londino;
>>
>>>
>>
>>> Emena moy arese h prwth antidrash
>>
>>> toy Mpler sth synodo toy G-8
>>
>>> "Eimai sigoyros oti den prokeitai
>>
>>> gia fainomeno tromokratias..."
>>
>>> Tote ti einai re .... Amfiklinh;
>>
>>> Kairiko fainomeno;;;;;
>>
>>>
>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>
>>> From: "-=Greek=-" <greekdonjuan(@)gmail.com>
>>
>>> To: "JotD - Ellhnikh Lista Anekdotwn"
>>
>>> <Jokes(@)CEID.UPatras.GR>
>>
>>> Sent: Thursday, 07 July, 2005 18:40 PM
>>
>>> Subject: JotD... Tromokratika xtyphmata sto
>>
>>> Londino;
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> Ti eipate gia thn Ellada mas mwre
>>
>>>> loympines? Nai, esas me ta mplaze
>>
>>>> kostoymakia lew palio-loygkres. Oxi
>>
>>>> pws xairomaste, to anti8eto. Eseis
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> omws
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> xairosastan aderfares persi kai
>>
>>>> propersi poy me ta synetairakia sas
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> bgazate
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> xilies dyo anakoinwseis peri
>>
>>>> "epikindynhs Elladas", tajidiwtikes
>>
>>>> odhgies
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> ki
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> alla koyreloxarta isa - isa gia na
>>
>>>> mas armejete gia "olympiaka metra
>>
>>>> asfaleias". Balte ta ston pato sas
>>
>>>> loipon.
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Oyf...
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> San melos ths listas ekana xrhsh toy
>>
>>>> dikaiwmatos apostolhs - dhmosieyshs
>>
>>>> post kai ta exwsa xontra sto ka8arma
>>
>>>> ton Mpler. Elpizw o Tony na diabazei
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> th
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> lista kai na moy sygxwresei kapoia
>>
>>>> or8ografika la8h. Pame twra sto
>>
>>>> parasyn8hma. Deite ton xarth toy
>>
>>>> Londinoy me shmeiwmena ta merh poy
>>
>>>> eginan
>>
>>>> oi epi8eseis (ton syndesmo ton brhka
>>
>>>> sto www.startpoint.gr):
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> http://geepster.com/london.php
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Opws 8a deite ta shmeia poy
>>
>>>> shmeiwnei o xarths einai 7 ton
>>
>>>> ari8mo. Kai
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> prin
>>
>>>
>>
>>>> me prolabei o Eley8erios
>>
>>>> Argyropoylos exw na dhlwsw se prwth
>>
>>>> panellhnia
>>
>>>> apokleistikh metadosh ta ejhs:
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Shmera exoyme 7 Ioylioy, dhladh 7/7/2005.
>>
>>>> Dhladh:
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> 7h mera.
>>
>>>> 7os mhnas.
>>
>>>> 2005 (2+0+0+5= 7)
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Oi bombes poy eskasan einai 7 ton
>>
>>>> ari8mo.
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> 8elete ki allh apodeijh pws h M12, h
>>
>>>> Sia kai h Mosant koimoyntai
>>
>>>>
>>
>>> or8ies????
>>
>>>
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Epishs, xrhsimopoiwntas thn
>>
>>>> lejari8mhtikh me8odo antilhchs twn
>>
>>>> pragmatwn,
>>
>>>> anakalyca to ejhs:
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> LONDINO = KAYSWNAS = XAMOS STO ISIWMA
>>
>>>> = 1777
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Einai tromaktiko de symfwneite? Poy
>>
>>>> na deite kai ta alla:
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> TAMESHS = FWTIA = OJW POYSTH AP THN
>>
>>>> PARAGKA = 1533
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Einai na anatrixiazeis!!! Epishs:
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> AFGANISTAN = MPLER = CWFA POYSTH TON
>>
>>>> IOYLIO = 4332
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> De 8elw na synexizw giati noiw8w
>>
>>>> etoimos na lipo8ymhsw, h
>>
>>>> synexeia ...dikh
>>
>>>> sas (poy leei ki o Ntalaras)!!
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>>
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>>>> --
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>>>> (O yphreths fernei ena disko me
>>
>>>> faghta panw sto eidiko trolei)
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Alikh Boygioyklakh: Gia koita! Aytos
>>
>>>> ebgale ta fagia peripato!
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>> Ena asteio koritsi
>>
>>>>
>>
>>>>
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