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: 29 2005 - 10:13:04 EEST

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-----Original Message-----
From: Nikos Tsekhs [mailto:ntsekhs(@)gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, August 29, 2005 10:08 AM
To: JotD -
Subject: JotD... : 15:

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