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Θέμα: ΔΙΑΛΟΓΟΣ BUSH – CONTOLIZA



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Ημερομηνία: Τετ 02 Νοέ 2005 - 14:52:42 EET

 
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ΔΙΑΛΟΓΟΣ BUSH – CONTOLIZA
 
 
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
 Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
 George: Great. Lay it on me.
 Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
 George: That's what I want to know.
 Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
 George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
 Condi: Yes.
 George: I mean the fellow's name.
 Condi: Hu.
 George: The guy in China.
 Condi: Hu.
 George: The new leader of China .
 Condi: Hu.
 George: The main man in China !
 Condi: Hu is leading China
 George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
 Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
 George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
 Condi: That's the man's name.
 George: That's who's name?
 Condi: Yes.
 George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China ?
 Condi: Yes, sir.
 George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
Middle East .
 Condi: That's correct.
 George: Then who is in China ?
 Condi: Yes, sir.
 George: Yassir is in China ?
 Condi: No, sir.
 George: Then who is?
 Condi: Yes, sir.
 George: Yassir?
 Condi: No, sir.
 George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China .
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
 Condi: Kofi?
 George: No, thanks.
 Condi: You want Kofi?
 George: No.
 Condi: You don't want Kofi.
 George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
 Condi: Yes, sir.
 George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
 Condi: Kofi?
 George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
 Condi: And call who?
 George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
 Condi: Hu is the guy in China
 George: Will you stay out of China?!
 Condi: Yes, sir.
 George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
 Condi: Kofi.
 George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Βασιλικό κι αρισμαρί δε βάνω μπλιό στ' αυτί μου, 
γιατί μου την παντρεύουνε την αγαπητική μου. 
Δε πα να την παντρεύουνε, οι διπλοκερατάδες, 
οπέρσυ την εγλέντουνα τέσσερις εβδομάδες. 
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