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(nil): xristina maria (bonatsa(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 17 Φεβ 2007 - 21:39:55 EET

The 6th grade science teacher

> The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which
>human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one
>answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You Should not be
>asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my Parents, and
>they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer
>on her face, she then sat back down.
>
> Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
>increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth Fell
>open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big
>trouble!"
>
>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body Part
>that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of The eye."
>Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, As
>for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>
> 1) you have a dirty mind,
>
>2) you didn't read your homework, and
>
>3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
>

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Να φυλάγεσαι από τον άνθρωπο που ξέρει την απάντηση προτού καταλάβει τι ρωτάς.
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