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Θέμα: old man



(nil): Andreas Panageas (apanageas(@)yahoo.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 15 Νοέ 2007 - 00:35:05 EET

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes. We decided to
grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colours: green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every
time. When the teenager
had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, never done
anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I
would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one. And in
classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were
my son."

Andreas J Panageas
Electrical Engineer
139 Main st
Morris NY 13808
607 263-5131
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