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Θέμα: welfare



(nil): Andreas Panageas (apanageas(@)yahoo.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 17 Δεκ 2007 - 00:40:03 EET

Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched= straight up to the counter
and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
=welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social
worker behind the coun=ter said, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a ver=y
wealthy old man who wants achauffeur and bodyguard
for his beautiful da=ughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all =ofyour
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll= be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips and you =will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll beprovided a
two-bedroom ap=artment above the garage. The salary
is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-e=yed, said,
"You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said,
"Yeah, well= . . . You started it.
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