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Θέμα: pharmacology



(nil): Andreas Panageas (apanageas(@)yahoo.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 24 Μάρ 2008 - 18:59:33 EET

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and generic name. For example, the trade name of
Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra.

 After careful consideration by a team of government
experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and
it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
drink'.

 Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

  Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with
them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away
there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Andreas J Panageas
Electrical Engineer
139 Main st
Morris NY 13808
607 263-5131
FBJRAE/BTW

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