From: Sofia Anagnostopoulou (sofiaa(@)aisb.ed.ac.uk)
Date: Δευ 13 Νοε 1995 - 19:38:46 EET
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Me pollh agaph se olous tous sun-sokolato-maneis.
:>Sofia
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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. Everyone likes swallowing chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours
without committing a HR violation.
11. You can ask a complete stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
12. You don't get annoying hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter; it's always good.
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