Ημερομηνία: Δευ 11 Δεκ 1995 - 20:43:15 CET
Why God Never Received Tenure
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It was not published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt whether He wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world but what has He done since?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating the results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics committee for a permission to use
10.When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it by drowning the
11.When subjects did not behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
12.He rarely came to class, He just told the students to read the book.
13.Some say that He had his son teach the class.
14.He expelled his first students for learning.
15.Although there were only 10 requirements, his students failed the test.
16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.