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From: Kremmidas Kleanthis (athens(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Date: Τρι 19 Δεκ 1995 - 14:48:29 EET

  
Htane dyo krhtikoi boskoi panw sta boyna o Manwlios kai o Dhmhtros.
Sth mia raxoyla ka0otane o Manwlios kai sthn allh o Dhmhtros:

-wre Manwlio wre!
-Hntane mwre Dhmhtro; apanta o allos.
-Pame mwre shmera to brady poy einai Sabbato sto Re0emnos na 3efantwsoyme;
-Pame, apanta kai o Manwlios.

Pragmati pairnoyn to agrotiko kai katebainoyn sthn polh. Phgainoyn sthn
Discotheque kai ekei brhskoyn mia agglida toyristria (to Re0ymno einai
toyristikh polh gia osoys den to 3eroyn) kai telika katalhgoyn na kanoyn
to brady arga bolta sthn paralia.

Ekei h agglida symfwnei na ypokypsei stis ore3eis twn filwn mas, alla
toys zhtaei na foresoyn profylaktika. Koitazontai olo aporia oi Krhtikoi:

-Hntane toyto to profylaktiko mwre Dhmhtro; rwtaei o prwtos.
-Den katew, apanta kai o allos.

Epembainei h toyristria kai toys e3hgei oti einai kati poy foroyn oi
andres sto poyli toys gia na mhn kanoyn oi gynaikes paidia. Telika
symfwnoyn na to foresoyn to profylaktiko kai h istoria exei aisio gia
oloys telos.

Pernaei kamia ebdomada, oi Krhtikoi einai pali stis
boynokorfes me ta probata kai fwnazei o enas ston allo:

-Mwre Manwlio mwre!
-Hntane mwre Dhmhtro;
-Se noiazei ean kanei h agglida paidi esenane;
-Oxi apanta o Manwlios.
-Oyte kai 'mena. Ti les na ta bgaloyme epiteloys etoyta ta pragmata apo to
poyli mas;...


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