(nil): Akis Karnouskos (Akis.Karnouskos(@)cti.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 29 Φεβ 1996 - 15:19:57 EET
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1. -Ti eivai prasivo,petaei,gamaei kai servetai?
-Evas prasivos petogamosayros..
2. -Ti eivai ayto poy eivai kitrivo,petaei kai to pterigio toy eivai o
fobos ki o tromos twv av0rwpwv?
- To Karxarivi.
3 -Ti eivai ayto poy zei stnv Avtarktikn,kai pndaei psnla?
-To Pigkoyro.
4. -Pws legete to zwo poy peta kai poylaei xartomavtila sta favaria?
-Spoyrgyftaki.
5. -Ti eivai ayto poy zei stoys pagoys,kai eivai ftiagmevo apo tsiggo?
-O Tsigoyivos
6. -Pws legete to zwo poy eivai aspro kai mayro kai eivai poly sofo?
-Pigkoybagia.
7. -Pws legetai o karxarias toy glykoy veroy?
-Zaxarias.
8. -Pws legetai to zwo poy trwei mpavaves,eivai terastio kai eznse priv
ek/ria xrovia?
-Maimoy0.
9. -Ti eivai ayto poy exei proboskida kai eivai ba0y?
-Elexavtaki.
10. -Ti eivai kokkivo,exei mayres boyles kai myrizei asxnma?
-H masxalitsa.
11. -Pws legetai to zwo poy exei magkoyra,pndaei sav kagkoyro,gamaei sav
sayra kai zei stnv ammo?
-Magkoyrokagkoyrogamosayros o ammodns.
12. -Ti eivai ayto poy petaei,eivai poyli kai poylaei efnmerides?
-To peripteri.
13. -Pws legetai aytos poy gamaei tis kotes?
-Kokoras :) (Mnv to peite prwto prwto )!
14. -Pws leei evas gyftos "Dev katalaba,sas parakalw epavalabete" ?
- e?
15. -Poses kivnseis xreiazovtai gia va mpei evas elefavtas se eva psygeio?
- 3. 1. avoigoyme tnv porta 2. tov bazoyme mesa 3. kleivoyme tnv porta.
16. -Poses kivnseis xreiazovtai gia va mpei evas rivokeros se eva psygeio?
- 4! 1. avoigoyme tnv porta 2. bgazoyme tov elefavta3.bazoyme tov
rivokero kai 4. kleivoyme tnv porta. (peste to mazi me to 15)
17. - Ti eivai mayro,petaei,exei dovtia kai trwei xortari?
- H Nyxtegida.
18. -Ti eivai prasivo,zei stis limves kai kavei viaoy?
-O Gatraxos
19. -Ti eivai ayto poy petaei,trwei kai fydia kai exei zampov kai tyri?
-O Aetost.
20. -Poio eivai to zwo poy eivai o kalyteros filos toy av0rwpoy kai syxvazei
se gay bar?
-To adelfivi.
21. -Zei stnv 0alassa,eivai psari kai eivai 4 X 4.Ti eivai?
-H jeepoyra.
22. -Eivai froyto,to trwme to kalokairi kai kavei pezodromio..ti eivai?
-To Peporvn.
23. -Ti eivai kitrivo,peta kai paei stov strato?
-To Favtarivi.
24. -Poioi eivai aytoi poy eivai va toys ftyseis,kai 0eloyv va paroyv tnv
braxovnsida mas?
-Oi Ftoyrkoi.
25. -Exei 8 podia kai orgwvei xwrafia ti eivai?
-To xtabodi.
26. -Ti perpataei plagia kai pndaei psnla?
-To kaboyro.
27. -Evtomo,petaei kai to bazoyme stnv salata ti eivai?
-H fetaloyda.
28. -Tnv bazoyme sto humburger kai eivai aderfn,ti eivai?
-H poystarda.
29. -Ti eivai polyxromo,petaei,epavalambavei oti les kai OLO rwtaei?
-To Papagkalop.
30. -Poio zwo eivai 30 ekatosta psnlo,eivai kitrivo kai exei mayres boyles?
-H xamnlopardaln.
31. -Ti eivai katw apo to vero kai psnvei kafe?
-To Ypomprikio.
32. -To eivai ayto poy otav ekragei gemizei ta pavta skata?
-To Hxesteio.
33. -Eivai sto kevtro toy aygoy,exei megales faborites kai tragoyda.
Poios eivai?
-O krokotas.
34. -Kavei syvexeia pordes kai rokavizei devtra.Ti eivai?
-Evas klastoras.
35. -Eivai kitrivn,makrostevn kai tragoyda.Poia eivai?
-H Mpavava Moysxoyrn.
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