JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)

Θέμα: Sorry, one more...

(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 15 Απρ 1997 - 06:57:23 EEST

Ena palio pou to ixera me taxitzi kai pelati, alla kai afti i ekdosi
kali ine.

Athanasios Nenes Phone : (305) 361-4750
MAC/RSMAS e-mail:nenes(@)
University of Miami ^-^
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would
see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer
walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a
loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. This pasttime
was immensely
enjoyable to the truck driver.
   One day, as the truck driver was driving along, he saw a priest
hitchhiking, so he thought he would do a good turn by offering the
priest a lift. He pulled the truck over and asked the priest, "Where
are you going, Father?"
   "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!" replied the priest.
   "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."
   With that, the happy priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the
truck driver continued down the road.
   Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road, and
instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a
priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to
the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though he was
certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD".
   Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his
mirrors, and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and
said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that lawyer."
   "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

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