(nil): Andrew Floros (floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 06 Μαΐ 1997 - 10:30:41 EEST
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Three men died and went to heaven. Upon their arrival, St. Peter asked the
first if he had been faithful to his wife. The man admitted to two affairs
during his
marriage. St. Peter told him that he could receive only a compact car to
drive in heaven.
Then St. Peter asked the second man if he had been faithful to his wife and
the man admitted to one affair. St. Peter told him he would be given a
midsize car to
drive.
The third man was asked about his faithfulness, and he told St. Peter he had
been true to his wife until the day he died. St. Peter praised him and gave
him a luxury
car.
A week later the three men were driving around, and they all stopped at a
red light. The men in the compact and midsize cars turned to see the man in
the luxury car
crying. They asked him what could possibly be the matter--after all, he was
driving a luxury car.
"I just passed my wife," he told them, "and she was on a skateboard."
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Andrew Ch. Floros
Electrical & Computer Engineer
Wired Communications Lab.
Audio Team
University of Patras, Hellas
E-mail: floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr
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