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Θέμα: Bad day

(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 20 Μαΐ 1997 - 23:56:01 EEST

Have you ever had a bad day where nothing seemed to go right?

This is an actual report that was turned in by a brick mason after an
injury. This is what he said to his employer:

When I got to the building, I found that the hurricane had knocked off
some bricks from the top.

So - I rigged up a beam with a pulley at the top of the building, and I
hoisted up a couple of barrels full of bricks.

When I had fixed the damaged area, there were a lot of bricks left over.
Then I went to the bottom and began releasing the line.

Unfortunately - the barrel of bricks was heavier than I was and before I
knew what was happening the barrel started coming down, jerking me up
and I decided to hang on since I was too far off the ground by then to jump.

Half way up, I met the barrel of bricks coming down - FAST.

I received a hard blow on my shoulder.

I then continued to the top, banging my head against the beam and getting
my finger pinched and jammed in the pulley.

When the barrel hit the ground - HARD- it burst its bottom, allowing the
bricks to spill out.

I was now heavier than the barrel.

SO - I started dawn again at a high speed!

Half way down, I met the empty barrel coming up - FAST.

I received severe injuries to my shins.

When I hit the ground, I landed on the pile of spilled bricks, getting
several painful cuts and deep bruises.

At this point I must have lost my presence of mind because, I let go of
the line.

The barrel came down - FAST - giving me another blow on my head, putting
me in the hospital.

I respectfully request sick leave.

FRIENDS THATS WHAT I CALL A BAD DAY!

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