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Θέμα: READ THIS!!!

(nil): Kostas Koliogiannis (kkol(@)acrogate.ath.forthnet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 01 Ιουν 1997 - 21:31:38 EEST

I WILL TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN HAVE 50000$ BY SPENDING 5$ IN 4 WEEKS !!!!!!

I know you hate these get rich quick schemes, but take FIVE MINUTES
to read on. YOU WON'T LOSE, but 5 minutes. In the contrary, you may
EARN a lot of money!!! Detailed insructions follow.

I was scanning through a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET
CASH FAST!! The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO
ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!
Well, the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
Because of the logical way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!
 
As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out ('snail mail' )
a single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that was
contained in the article.

I included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me
To Your List." I then removed the first position name of the five
names listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in
position five of the list.
I then took this revised article with my name on the list and
REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN
BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.

Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost
factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar
bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal
Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME
ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.
 
 So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided
the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily
get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO
MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!
 
*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
 
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
 
I N S T R U C T I O N S :
 
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add
my name to your list". This creates a service out of this money
making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just
randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a
legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address. I
assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For a neat little
twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",
Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making
money at the same time!
 
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or
money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to
the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will
insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
 
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO
YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the first
name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on
the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,
position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be 3, 5 will be 4. Now
put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom
position on the list. Slot 5 will be your address, where others will
send money to you.
 
4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a
catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: "NEED
FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc.
And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the
more money the others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO
THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!!
Leave it as an MS-DOS text.. If the margins look right without making
the screen slide left or right when at the ends of the sentences, you're
in business!
 
5. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to
trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM
WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you
realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
 
6. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or
the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY
LIFE!
 
7. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally
posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose
this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
 
HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

*******************************************************************
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THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST
*******************************************************************
* HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
*
* 1. Brett Gittleson
* 4 Maureen Drive
* Mt. Sinai, NY 11766-1851
*
* 2. Apostolos Koursaris
* 14 panagias giatrissis st.
* GR-188 63 Perama/pireaus/Athens
* HELLAS/GREECE
*
* 3. Kostas Koursaris
* 14 Panagias Giatrissis st.
* GR-188 63 Perama/Pireaus/Greece
* HELLAS / GREECE
*
* 4. Vassilis Andritsos
* 7, A' Par. Acharnon St.,
* GR-145 61 Athens-Kifissia
* HELLAS / GREECE
*
* 5. Kostas Koliogiannis
* 2b G.Grypari St.
* GR-17671 Kallithea
* GREECE
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NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and
always keep an eye on the local postings of this file...Just
to make sure that everyone is playing the game fairly. You know
where your name should be.....

AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR
US ON THIS PLAN.

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