(nil): G.Stathakopoulos (stathako(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 10 Ιουν 1997 - 11:20:34 EEST
-< A little UNIX humor :-D -
% = user must run C- Shell.
$ = user must run Bourne-Shell
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
% got a light?
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
%blow: No such job.
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat matter
matter: cannot create
------- Giorgos Stathakopoulos -------
Computer Technology Institute, stathako(@)cti.gr -
Computer Engineering and Informatics Department, stathako(@)ceid.upatras.gr