(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 28 Ιουλ 1997 - 01:14:21 EEST
confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,
"Is the Lord male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well The Lord
is unique - both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is The Lord
black or white?" "Well, The Lord is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is The Lord
gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, The Lord is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
"Is The Lord Michael Jackson?"