(nil): CHAVALES JOHN System Manager CAE 67907 (b000120(@)bus.volvo.se)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 04 Αυγ 1997 - 15:29:48 EEST
Humor in the Church
Posted by F. Ather on July 01, 1997 at 09:20:39:
CHURCH BULLETIN BONERS
(courtesy Carla H. Rufelds)
The following announcements actually appeared in church
bulletins, the New York Times news service reports:
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we
have a nursery downstairs.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk will please come early.
A bean supper will be held Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service on Sunday, the sermon topic will be
WHAT IS HELL? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Don't let worry kill you...let the church help.
Thursday Night: Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and
north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs Jones
will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of all kinds
and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 p.m. in the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items
for recycling. Proceeds will go to cripple children.
The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign with the slogan "I Upped my Pledge -- Up Yours!"
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