(nil): Dimitrios Bartzos (bartzos(@)ece.rutgers.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 10 Σεπ 1997 - 19:23:43 EEST
An Indian from a nearby reservation goes to a whorehouse and
knocks on the door. When the Madam answers he says, "Me want
The Madam looks at him kind of funny and says, "You want a
He replies, "Yes. Me want woman. Me got money."
"But do you have experience?" the Madam answers.
"Experience?" asked the Indian.
"Have you done this before?"
"No, but me want woman. Me got money."
The Madam laughs and says, "I'll tell you what honey, you go
out into the forest over there and practice with the knotholes
in those trees and when you know what you're doing, you come
back and see me."
So the Indian goes out into the forest and finds a knothole to
get experience with. The next week he goes back to the
whorehouse and knocks on the door. When the Madam comes to
the door he says, "Me want woman. Me got experience." So the
Madam sends him upstairs with one of her girls.
When they get upstairs the Indian tells her to take off her
clothes and bend over. When she does he takes out a 2x4 and
smacks her on the butt.
"What the hell did you do that for!" she exclaimed.
The Indian replied, "Checking for bees."