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Θέμα: Re: USA Crazy story (synexeia)

(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 14 Νοε 1997 - 05:47:59 EET

Suggnwmi pou apantw se oli ti lista, alla pisteuw pws parermineutikan
auta pou eipa kai tha ithela na eksigithw (kai na ksekatharisw oti to na
katakrineis kati stin Ellada simainei oti tin agapas kai theleis na to
diorthwseis para oti eisai anthellin).

Ena anekdoto prwta, mia kai prokeitai gia lista anekdotwn :)

>Man and his date are driving out of town and into the country, they get
>to secluded lane and park. Things start hotting up when the woman stops
>him and says: "I have to confess I'm really a prostitute and it'll cost
>you $20.....".
>
>By now the man is really hot so he hands over the cash and they carry on
>their business. After they have finished, he lights a cigarette and just
>sits there.
>
>The woman looks at him and says:" What's the matter, why aren't we
>moving?".
>
>To which the man says: "I have to confess I'm really a cabbie and it'll
>cost you $25 to get back into town...".

Kai twra i apantisi mou sto thema...

 auti xwra me ton "apoblakwmeno" lao, pairnoun ta research grants tou
>
> Lathos: ekatontades Ellines PLIRONOUN
> dekades ekatomuria to xrono se sunallagma gia
> na "paroun" tin morfosi auti pou epikaleisai!!
>
I diki mou empeiria einai teleiws diaforetiki. Apo osous Ellines kserw
stin Ameriki, kaneis den plirwnei apo tin tsepi tou. Oloi exoun eite
teaching eite research assistanship. Egw, kai oloi osoi kserw edw, den
kostizoume apolutws tipota stous goneis mas, pragma pou de tha itan
alithes an eimastan stin Ellada
 
> I morfosi einai panakribi s'auti ti xora kai
> den dorean den tin dinoun se kanena!
>
Den eipa oti ti dinoun dwrean. Auto pou eipa itan oti ti dinoun, enw stin
Ellada antistoixi morfwsi de dinetai se tetoio bathmo. Episis, eipa oti
didontai kai polla grants edw (se antithesi me tin Ellada kai pali).

> Ta research grants "pairnontai" katopin skliris douleias!

Nai, alla uparxoun kai mporoun na parthoun. Suggnwmi, alla den eimai tis
apopsis oti einai kaneis upoxrewmenos na mou dinei lefta xwris egw na kanw
skliri douleia.

> Den mas ta xarizei kaneis! Oi metaptuxiakoi einai
> ergazomenoi kai plironontai gi'auto pou kanoun.
> Se polles periptoseis de, penixra an analogistei
> kaneis oti douleuoun 7 meres ti vdomada! Diladi
> esu theoreis ton eauto sou upoxreomeno?
>
Bebaiws, gia tous logous pou eipa. Gia to oti mou didetai i dunatotita na
parw auti ti morfwsi. To diabasma tha ithela etsi ki alliws na to kanw
eite stin Ellada eite edw. Alla edw de xreiazetai na exw kai deuteri
douleia wste na mporw na zw.
 
 topo kai to lao. Afou loipon einai toso xalia edw giati de feugoun na pane
 stin Ellada pou o laos einai polu pio eksupnos? Toso eksupnos wste na mi
 mporei na parasxei metaptuxiaki morfwsi worth a damn, toso eksupno wste na
>
> "Worth a damn" metaptuxiaki morfosi isxurizesai ESU oti
> exei i Ellada!! Profanos den exeis dei listes anathesis
> europaikon programmaton na deis pou stekoume san xora kai
> ti mesanuxta exeis!
>
An nomizeis oti den perasa apo Elliniko panepistimio kai oti den mpika kai
se metaptuxiako programma Ellinikou panepistimiou, kaneis lathos. Ta exw
dei kai ta duo kai exw dikaiwma na ta sugkrinw. Oute lew oti den uparxoun
aksioi anthrwpoi stin Ellada. Alla dustuxws den tous boitha katholou to
panepistimio.

> Profanos theoreis ton eauto sou anotero apo ola
> ta paidia pou kanoun metaptuxiaka stin Ellada!
>
Oxi katholou. Pote eipa kati tetoio? Apla egw eixa tin eukairia na erthw
stin Ameriki. Arketoi filoi mou stin Ellada protimisan na meinoun gia
diaforous logous kai auto de simainei se kamia periptwsi oti einai
xeiroteroi apo mena. To oti exoun perissoteres duskolies se diafora
themata einai gegonos alla den exei kamia sxesi oute me tin eksupnada oute
me tin ikanotita tous. An eixa meinei diladi stin Ellada tha eprepe na
thewrw ton eauto mou ilithio? An einai dunaton!

> Tin eksupnada tou Ellina esy mporei na min tin ektimas
> alla oi Amerikanoi tin ektimoun opos i idia aneferes.
> Kseroun kala se poion dinoun kali douleia!
>
Piastikes apo ena paradeigma kai ekanes genikeusi. Auto pou edeiksa me ta
paradeigmata mou einai oti oloi oi laoi kanoun ilithiotites ('i
toulaxiston oi duo laoi gia tous opoious milame). To sumperasma einai oti
"Den einai swsto na genikeuoume kai na leme oti oloi oi Amerikanoi einai
ilithioi kai oloi oi Ellines eksupnoi". To katalabes twra?

 paei sto spiti tou epeidi tou ekleise to dromo o kathe enas pou exei
 opoiodipote aitima kai den tou pernaei kan apo to mualo na to diekdikisei
 dimokratika.
>
> Dimokratia=eleytheria tou politi oso kai an oi
> diadiloseis mporei na mas kathisteroun. Sti xora
> pou gennise ti Dimokratia tha erthei esu na peis
> "den tou pernaei kan apo to mualo na to
> diekdikisei dimokratika"? Ektos ton allon theoreis
> tous Ellines TOSO blakes?
>
Dimokratia = (anamesa sta alla) dikaiwma tou politi na diakinithei
eleuthera sti xwra. Opoios to katapata, katapata ti dimokratia. Proteinw
na diabaseis to suntagma.Episis, dimokratia != anarxia. De milisa ennatiwn
twn diadipwsewn (profanws pali mou bazeis sto stoma logia pou den eipa),
milisa enantiwn tou kleisimatos dromwn. Exw zisei tetoies katastaseis
kai se pliroforw oti den einai katholou euxaristes. De mporw na katalabw
giati autos pou kleinei to dromo exei pio polla dikaiwmata apo emena pou
thelw na paw sti douleia mou.

 Oute i Ameriki einai teleia, oute i Ellada einai aisxos,
>
> A den einai kai aisxos e? An auto den legetai
> anthellinismos tote ti legetai?
>
Kala, ti soi sumperasmata einai auta pou bgazeis? Eipa oti i Ellada den
einai aisxos AKRIBWS gia na mi nomisei kaneis oti den tin agapw. Tin agapw
kai polu malista, alla auto de simainei oti kleinw ta matia mou kai
aporriptw olous tous allous, oute oti tin blepw mesa apo roz gualia.

 paei sto spiti tou epeidi tou ekleise to dromo o kathe enas pou exei
>
> Me lupi blepo oti poulas ton ellinismo kai tin
> suneidisi sou sto onoma ton "grants" kai tou
> xronou pou kaneis na pas spiti sou!
>
Paradeigmata efera. Ithela apla na deiksw oti i Ameriki exei kai thetika
kai i Ellada exei kai arnitika. Mathe na ta ksexwrizeis apo genikeuseis.

> An exeis megalosei kai stin Ellada, tote to email
> sou einai tekmirio prodosias, lupamai.
>
Ki egw lupamai pou ermineues toso lathos auta pou eixa grapsei kai
pou baftizeis anthellina opoion kritikarei tin Ellada se kati. An den
kritikaroume ta asxima tis xwras mas wste na prospathisoume na ta
diorthwsoume tote pou pame? Lupamai gia tin Ellada otan uparxoun polites
pou de theloun na diorthwsoun ta problimata tis.

> Krima!
>
Paromoiws.

Vana

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