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Θέμα: If Restaurants Worked Like Microsoft

(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 26 Νοε 1997 - 11:40:53 EET

Patron: Server!
Server: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Server. What
        seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Server: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.
Server: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a
        fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Server: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of
        bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Server: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;
        how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that got to do with
        the fly in my soup?!
Server: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly
        in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Server: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Server: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Server: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.

[Server leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]

Server: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.

Server: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[Server leaves.]

Patron: Server! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
        Soup of the Day $5.00
        Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
        Access to support $1.00
        Total $8.50

Denis J. Theodossiou - Master ECP 1998 | Murphy's Law :
Option : Telecommunications & Network | "If anything can go wrong,
E-mail : theodod8(@) | it WILL!"
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