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(nil): Falagara Olga (falagara(@)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 09 Δεκ 1997 - 15:07:49 EET

 A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures
 on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook,
 and an eye patch.

 The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

 The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept
 overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me
 out, a shark bit my leg off."

 "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

 "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and
 were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my
 hand off."

 "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

 "A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

 "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked

 "Well...", said the pirate, " was my first day with the hook."


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