(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 14 Ιαν 1998 - 20:32:42 EET
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H kentrikh 8esis tou parontos entrufhmatos einai oti oi pousthdes
suneisferoun ta megista. En plhrei anti8esei pros tous malakes kai
loipes kathgories ftwxwn tw pneumati, oi pousthdes antiproswpeuousin
drasthrion kai dhmiourgikon tmhma ths koinwnias mas.
Deon opws e3hgh8ei parauta pws anaferome8a eis thn pneumatikhn
diastashn thn ennoias pousths, posws de ouxi eis thn 3ekinhsasa shmasia
tou se3oualikws ekdidomenou para tw kwlw andros. Twonti tairiazei eis
epi to xamhlon fterakizonta poulidia na diasxisoun tous ai8eres ws ahtoi
h' kai ws spourghtes - nai, ws spourghtes, ei de mh pisteueis me,
filtate anagnwsta, epixeirhse peta3ein ws spourghtas en mesw twn
ai8erwn. Twra pou ebalamen tous anaideis eis tas 8eseis twn,
epanerxome8a au8is eis to 8ema mas. Elegomen umin pws esti tosouton
sunh8es fainomenon na upshlwnoun ta xamhla; posoi kai posoi
autokratores ths Rwmhs kai tou Buzantiou den e3ekinhsan ws ippokomoi,
eniote de kai ws sfoggwkwlarioi ths Aulhs, kai eka8hsan eis ton 8ronon
ton opoion uphretoun, dia ths andreias tous, eufuias tous, kai tou
basilikou tous h8ous, to on esti, esfazontes ton trexonta autokratora
plhttontes touton kairiws eis to katallhlon shmeion en th katallhlh
stigmh. Alla kai apeira alla paradeigmata mas ofeilei h zwh; sfazomenos
meta allwn ka8armatwn dia Italidas poutanas edhmiourgei o Caravaggio ta
megaleiwdh tou erga, ek twn porneiwn ths italikhs paroikias tou Buenos
Ayres (Kalwn Aerhdwn, ellhnisti) e3ekinhsen to tango, parhmin de to
mpouzouki hto pronomio twn xasiklhdwn, ntabatzhdwn, kai loipwn mh-h8ikwn
stoixeiwn kai mh-sthrigmatwn ths koinwnias mas.
Outw parhmin o pousths. Exa8h, en8umoumai, para tois Ellhsi o
k o u t s a b a k h s, menei omws lampros en fwtwstefano do3hs o
m a g k a s. En de tois paroisi, legw, 8elei meinein parhmin allh
e3eugenismenh morfh andrikou tupou, on esti, kurioi, o pousths!
Pousths, to esti sunolon xarakthristikwn 8aumazomenwn, sunousiazomenwn
( oi anaideis gelwntes ws xanoi ths Grabias, as antilhf8oun oti
sunousiazomena = ta exonta sun, twonti mazi, thn ousian), kai apo
pollou8en kataplhktika.
Eis pousths ekfrazei thn wraiothta kai gohteia tou andrikou fulou pros
to gunaikeion. Apodei3is; andras arrenwpos eis thn emfanishn
emfanizomenos sunodeuomenos para tw pleurw para upar3ews 8elktikotaths
te kai megalou manouliou na eipwmen, episurei blemmata kauths zhlias ek
twn allwn arsenikwn, ta de bhmata tou akolou8ei en genei sxolion ttou
tupou `a ton pousth [ton Mpamph] ti gkomena phge kai brhke', ws kai de
ton basileu Mida hkolou8ei h frash dia twn kalamiwn pernousa oti exei
gaidarou autia. Eni, pousths shmainei thn apoluth ekfrash ths
arrenwpothtas, osa de upoloipa sxolia ginontai, prokeitai peri kakologwn
poustiwn.
Eis pousths ekfrazei thn swmatikh rwmh sunduazomenh meta kataplhktikhs
eulugisias kormou, blemmatos aetisiou kai antilhpsews taxutaths.
Apodei3is toutou ousa o Sargkanhs, palios termatofulakias tou 8rulou
Peiraiws, kai shmeron epitimos proedros tou OF8P (omilos fila8lwn 8rulou
Peiraiws). Poios bebhlos tolmei na mhn en8umeitai ta penaltizzz twn
Danwn a eixen apokrousei en Kommenh Xagh (Kopengxagh) o megaluteros
Ellhnas pousths olwn twn epoxwn, o 8rulikos Fantomas twn ellhnikwn
paidiwn ths ghs (ghpaidwn) ? Sumpasa tote h arsenikh Ellada tinax8eisa ek
ths polu8ronos kai tinazousa tis mpures pros olas tas dieu8unseis pros
megalhn atuxian mamadwn, suzugwn kai filenadwn, ekraugasen megalh th
fwnh, `A, T I E K A N E O P O Y S T H S'. Eis allas epoxas outws
e8aumazonto armatoloi kai kleftes, shmeron de ta paidia tou Peiraiws.
Auth h mikrh skepsis as meinei mazi mas, ws proxwroumen, 8ewrountes thn
apodei3in teleiwmenh kat' ennoian ma8hmatikhn, fusikhn, kai
oikonomikokoinwnikopolitikopsuxologikopolitistikoproletariakhn.
Pousths de esti to apaugasma ths teleiothtos kai ths kata3iwsews eis
ton eugenhn stibon ths zwhs, eis thn timian kai lamprhn amillan twn
an8rwpinwn ontwn dia thn kalutereusin tou biou tous. Ka8e mama
oneireueutai ina opws dei ton u.i.oka ths (gioka ths, xuda.i.sti en th
barbarh d h m o t i k i a) prw8upourgon, upourgon, bouleuthn, iatron,
dikhgoron, politikon mhxanikon, mhxanikon ths DEH, dhmosion upallhlon,
podosfaristhn, dhmosiografon en th thleorasei, ka8hghthn tou Gumnasiou,
h' estw episthmona te kai dianooumenon tou e3wterikou ean apases oi ws
anw omologh8eises apodektes luseis, oi ka8istouses ton neon stoixeion
areths kai paragonta tou dhmokratikou biou, morfwmenon ki etoimon na
bgalei ta pros to zhn dia enos kalou gamou meta kalhs proikos, exonta
kalon mis8on kai sunta3in kai liga xwrafakia kalou-kakou, ean ola touta,
legw, apotuxousin. Estw oti ola odeuousin kalws kai o afhrhmenos
(abstract) neos ths istorias mas metatrepetai eis authn thn kolwna pou
epanw ths sthrizetai h koinwnia mas. Amesws episurei krauges eugenikou
kai timiou 8aumasmou, `a ton palio-pousth ti ekane' - kraugh nostalgikh
paliwn filwn, `a ton pousth o,ti 8elei kanei' - kraugh anhkontos eis to
antipalon komma kai katwterou eis thn ierarxian, `a ton pousth ton
grabata' - fwnh paliou anarxoautonomou parameinantos anrxoautonomos kai
kerdisas ton tropon touton mnhmeion blakeias para tois upoloipisi, `a
ton pousth' - genikh kraugh 8aumasmou, `a ton pousth ti mas ekane' -
kraugh ferelpidos mhtros palaias gkomenas kai nun prwhn-gkomenas.
Ta proanafer8enta paradeigmata ka8istoun tois pasi faeinon oiw tropw o
pousths apotelei kauxhma ths polhs tou kai ths xwras tous. Pro twn
paliwn olumpionikwn egkremizontousan ta toixh ths polews ina opws outoi
diel8wsi dia twn xalasmatwn epeufhmountos tou plh8ous, th de shmeron
egkremizontai oi pules ths touboulas (t.v.) ina opws oi timhmenoi mas
pousthdes dwswsi sunenteu3eis eis wraias dhmosiografous me makria
kalligramma podia kai foustes to polun kontas. O de Pagkalos en swthriw
etei 1926 ekunhgouse tas gunaikas ina opws mh skandalis8ei h patris kai
kinduneusoun ta iera te kai osia dia tou kontou mhkous ths gunaikeias
foustas, shmeron de to paradeigma tou akolou8ei pros thn anti8ethn
kateu8nshn o arsenikos plh8usmos kungwn de tas kontas foustas, ote de
apotelesma exon na meiw8ei o tziros twn paragwgwn bambakos. Alla, opws
gerwn Indos eipen pros agglon perihghthn grafonta biblia ths zougklas,
`that, sahib, is another story'. Alh8ws para tois geroisi Indoisi na
legwsi tetoias wraias fraseis, parhmin de to plhktrologio kai o
filologikos logos pros tous tou kafeneiou. An8rwpoi, An8rwpoi,
kafexareis kai kafedipseis, pros ti oi kallitexnikes fraseis? As
meinwmen eis to 8ema mas. Pousths de esti timhman ths xwras tous, ws de
kapoioi anwnumoi pousthdes kaluptomenoi opis8en tou onomatos `h laikh
sofia' eipon, tima to spiti sou mhn paei kai sou pesei, kai epishs,
katse sthn toualeta sou mhn allos paei kai ekkenwsei. Ws oi aktines tou
hliou perasouses ton mounton ouranon fwtizousin to mounto topio,
tosoutws de o pousths apotelei faeinon protupon kai elpida twn
upoloipwn. Ws neos hrws (hrws de kata to arxaion ellhnikon, towonti
epwnumos prostaths hrws, sunh8eia epizhsasa twn hmerwn mas eis tous
poliouxous agious, posws de ouxi ws leme o mikros hrws kai alla ellhnika
komiks), ws neos hrws fernei thn hremian opws h liakada meta thn broxhn
h' to kalo se3 meta ton kaugan me thn kalh mas.
Anhr pesountos, pasa drus 3uleuetai, emou de teleiwsantos eis mono
advisor 8elei me upodexetai. Oi de megaloi suggrafeis kerdizousin dia
twn grafomenwn tous ta tou biou, hmeis (egw) de oi (o) tapeinoi (os)
grafiskoi (os), alli kai pali Alh, monaxa dia akatalhptwn FOR-moulariwn
(formulas) elpizomen na idwmen to onomataki mas pisw apo tou advisor.
Eis de auton to shmeion, deon opws sas xairethsw, agaphtoi mou agnwstoi
mou, 8elei esti epistrepsomenos eis pio pezas amh pio epikerdeis
apasxolhseis.
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