(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 21 Ιαν 1998 - 12:01:42 EET
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the
beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple
making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to
himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est
continued to watch, remembering good times. Suddenly he
drew in a gasp and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman - she
is dead!" and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town
to tell Jean, the police chief.
He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,
"Jean... Jean zere is zis man, zis woman ... naked in farmer
Gaston's field making love." The police chief smiled and said;
"Come, come, Henri you are not so old; remember ze young
love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, L'amour!
Zis is okay." "Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman,
she is dead!"
Hearing this, Jean leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the
station, jumped on his bike, pedaled down to the field,
confirmed Henri's story, and pedaled all the way back
non-stop to call the doctor: "Pierre, Pierre, ... this is
Jean, I was in Gaston's field; zere is a young couple
naked 'aving sex " To which Pierre replied,"Jean, I am a
man of science. You must remember, it is spring, ze air,
ze flowers, Ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural." Jean, still out
of breath, grasped in reply, "NON, you do not understand; ze
woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black
medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and
other tools; jumped in the car; and drove like a madman down
to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants he
drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the
station. He got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said, "Ah,
mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead; she is British!!!"
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