(nil): G.Stathakopoulos (stathako(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 27 Ιαν 1998 - 11:08:21 EET
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o Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
o 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
o . . . Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .
o I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .
o There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
o I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
o Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
o A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
o If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
o If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
o If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
o If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
o Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
o Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
o Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
o Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
o My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
o The definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
o Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
o Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
o Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS . . .
o All computers wait at the same speed.
o DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors
o Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
o "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
o Hit any user to continue.
o Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down the entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
o Will the information highway have any rest stops?
o Windows 95: 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch
to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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