Q: How can you tell that President Clinton is sure he's going to be
re-elected?
A: He started dating again!
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Q:How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White House with a
plane was insane?
A: Apparently he thought President Clinton would be in his own bedroom
at night.
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Q: What did Bill Clinton say when asked about the campaign promises he
broke?
A: "They seemed kinda like marriage vows."
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Q: What was Bill Clinton's favorite part of the Olympics?
A: The Opening Ceremonies because it was the only time he could be
around an old flame and not have to dodge allegations.
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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference
and announced that they had a very successful conference and had
agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.
When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten
commandments."
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Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: He has no class and no principals.
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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Geia kai xara sas !
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Denis I. Theodossiou - Computer Engineer | Murphy's Law :
Master Ecole Centrale Paris - 1998 | If anything can go wrong, it WILL!
Networks & Telecommunications |
WWW : http://www.cti.ecp.fr/~theodod8 | E-mail : theodod8@cti.ecp.fr
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