Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
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Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring & good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
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Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it's the men who
play with them the most.
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The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done? "
Three words women hate to hear when having sex... "Honey, I'm home!"
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow
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Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
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