>Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

>The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass

>a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get

>ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate

>ways to gather fruits.

>

>The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten

>apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove

>the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be

>eaten."

>

>The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in

>pain, so he was killed.

>

>The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the

>king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should

>be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he

>burst out in laughter and was killed.

>

>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

>The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with

>it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

>coming with pineapples."