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Θέμα: You are a computer NERD if.......

(nil): Sotiris Filippidis (sfilip(@)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 22 Φεβ 1998 - 16:50:20 EET

You are a computer NERD if.......

1.Your web page is more popular than you.
2.Your favorite sport is Tetris.
3.You know what fuzzy logic is.
4.You talk to your computer.
5.When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.
6.You argue with your computer.
7.Your computer has its own phone line.
8.You have dreams involving your computer.
9.You try to pick up women on chat lines.
10.You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything sexual.
11.You spend Friday nights with your computer.
12.You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.
13.You've never actually met many of your friends.
14.You remember how to use DOS.
15.You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."
16.Only computer users can understand you.
17.Your home page is longer than your resume.
18.You've ever installed Linux.
9.You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.
20.You always understand Dilbert.
21.You regularly drink Jolt cola.
22.You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.
23.You have multiple email addresses.
24.You've ever setup a LAN in your house.
25.You understood the above statement.
26.You search the Internet for computer humor.
27.Your idea of hurrying is typing faster.
28.You keep spare mouse pads.
29.You buy your computer gifts.
30.You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer.
31.Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol".
32.You regularly use a tape backup on files you have the original disks for.
33.You get a new computer, take it out of the box, and you immediately remove the case.
34.You have ever called home to check on your computer.
35.You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster,
     but because it just confuses people.
36.You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside" logo.
37.You have a pet name for your computer, but not one for your penis.
38.You know every law about computer piracy by heart, because you've
     been convicted on all of them.
39.You no longer interact with your family, you send them email
     instead; in the same house.
40.You check your email before you check your answering machine.
41.You can program the next best thing to Windows, but you still can't
     get your VCR to stop flashing.
42.You have more insurance on your computer than on your children.
43.You receive more chat requests than phone calls.
44.You stopped paying for call waiting because it kept knocking you off-line.
45.You don't immediately go into gibbering panic when you hear of a new computer virus.
46.You've ever emailed your assignment in to your professor.
47.You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without
     turning off the screen saver.
48.You have dialed 911 and faxed them your problem.
49.You call in sick to work over your computer.
50.Your first aid kit contains Norton's Anti-Virus.
51.You know what the acronyms HTML, URL, ISP, and HTTP each stand for.
52.You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get
     off work, you rush home to tinker with your computer.
53.You dedicate your home page to your favorite actress in hopes that
     she will see it and desire to meet you.
54.You have more than one home page.
55.The closest you ever come to having sex is downloading nude pictures
     off of the Internet.
56.You have a better computer system at home than at work.
57.You get jealous when other people use your computer.
58.You run back into your burning home to rescue your computer, but you
     leave the dog.
59.You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you
     don't know your spouse's birthday.
60.You run Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 just because you can.
61.You have the high score on Jezz Ball.
62.You know what word 31337 stands for.
63.You keep spare computer parts around the house.

Sotiris Filippidis
Email: sfilip(@) (only at this address please)
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