(nil): Costas (ifchr(@)cytanet.com.cy)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 05 Μαρ 1998 - 18:03:13 EET
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Enas evreos etoimothanatos plagiasmenos sto krevati toy ponoy kai gyro gyro oli h oikogeneia toy.
Se kapoia stigmh o etoimothanatos aplonei to xeri kai cythirizei:
- H gynaika moy h raxhl edo einai?
- Edv eimai antra moy dipla soy mi stenaxoriese ola tha pane kala...
kai trexei ton agkaliazei me klamata sta matia
- O gios moy o Iakov edo einai...?
rota jana o pateras
- Edv eimai patera dipla soy kai toy pianei to xeri gia na toy dosei koyragio
- H korh mas h sara poy einai?....
rota pali o etoimothanatos
- Edv konta soy patera
apanta klaigontas ayth
- kai o mikros mas o gios o Veniamin?
- Edv pateroyli
leei o mikros kai ton agkaliazei me olh toy thn agaph
- KAI PIOS STO DIALO EINAI STO MAGAZI???
Se enan polysyxnasto dromo sthn amerikh anoije ena katasthma royxon kai ebale sthn porta toy mia tampela poy egrafe Ekptvseis 30%
Paradipla anoije thn allh mera ena allo magazi poy poylage ki ayto royxa kai gia na antejei ton antagonismo egrace sthn porta toy Ekptvseis 40%
Sth mesh akribos anoije ke enas evraios ena magazi royxon kai egrace sthn porta toy : EISODOS!!!
Dyo evraioi pantrevontai thn idia gynaika (logo oikonomias) kai kapoia stigmh o enas apo toys dio feygei sto ejoteriko gia kati doyleies. Meta apo 2 meres o allos toy thlegrafei:
H gynaika mas gennhse STOP
Ekane didima STOP
To diko moy pethane STOP!!!!
Sthn ellada prospathoyn oloi oi megaloi oikonomologoi na lysoyn to problhma ths draxmhs poy ite olisthainei eitai ypotimatai me apotelesma h draxmh san ethniko nomisma na paei apo to kako sto xeirotero. Skeftika poly, ma para poly mpas kai broyn kamia lish gia na dosoyn ajia sthn draxmh alla tipota. Eidan apoeidan loipon
eipan na rotisoyn toys Aggloys poy einai fimismenoi gia thn kali toys oikonomikh politiki. Afoy loipon pige mia antiprosopeia sto Londino, pire apo toys aggloys thn ejis apantish: Gia na parei ajia h draxmh kante ths mia tripa kai gemiste thn me xryso. To skeftikan bebaia ayto alla xryso poly den yphrxe kai etsi thn olh idea thn aporicane. Strafikan loipon stoyn Germanoys poy kai aytoi apo th meria toys exoyn gero oikonomiko ypobrathro.
"Kante 2 tripes mesa sth draxmh kai gemiste thn me ashmi" toys eipan oi Germanoi. Omos ashmi den yphrxe etsi apeythinthikan stoys Amerikanoys poy kratoyn sta xeria toys olh thn oikonomia toy kosmoy.
"Kante 3 tripes kai gemiste tis me xalko"
Distixos omos kai pali itan anefikth kai ayth h lysh mia kai o xalkos itan elaxistos. To problhma arxise na ginete alito, vspoy kapoios erije thn idea na pane kai stoys evraioys poy sta oikonomika theoroyntai oi kaliteroi.
- Kante 4 tripes ipan aytoi, sth draxmh
- Koitajte toys apantise h ellhnikh antiprosopeia den exoyme na tis gemisoyme me tipota ara adikos kopos
- Ma de xriazete na gemisete tis tripes apantisan oi evraioi oikonomologoi
Apla poyliste thn draxmh gia koympi, 10 draxmes!!!
Takis7up
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