Ena nearo zeugari phge mia fora bolta ston zwologiko khpo. Kapoia
stigmh,
ftanoun mprosta se ena kloubi opou htan kleismenos enas terastios
gorillas,
pou edeixne poly agrios. Leei o andras tote sth gynaika:
- Xreiazomai thn boh8eia sou gia ena episthmoniko peirama. 8elw na
parakolou8hsw thn antidrash tou gorilla otan tou dei3eis th gampa sou.
- Ma trella8hkes? Ti idea einai auth?
- Kane auto pou sou lew, einai xarin ths episthmhs.
Pei8etai h gynaika, anebazei thn fousta ths kai deixnei mia gampa pou 8a
kolaze kai ton Pater Paulo (shmeiwsh gia osous den einai tou English
School:
ton mellonta Arxiepiskopo ths Kyprou). O gorillas arpazei ta kagkella
tou
kloubiou kai prospa8ei na ta spasei, gryllizontas.
- Wraia, twra 8elw na dw thn antidrash tou otan tou dei3eis to sth8os
sou.
- Siga mhn tou kanw kai stripthz tou gorilla, trellos eisai?
Telika pei8etai h gynaika, anoigei to poukamiso kai deixnei ena sth8os
mpokia kai sygxwrio. O gorillas rixnetai me ananewmenh mania sta
kagkella.
- Kala, twra 8elw na dw ti 8a ginei otan tou dei3eis (.....diakritikos
peplos sighs.....)
- Ma ti les, poia nomizeis pws eimai, den eimaste kala!
me ta polla, pei8etai h gynaika kai symbainei to moiraio: Sthn 8ea tou
(....) o gorillas, akrathtos pia, gkremizei ta kagkella kai rixnetai
sthn
gynaika, thn arpazei kai thn rixnei sto edafos. Panikoblhth tote, auth
rwta
ton andra:
- Ti na kanw twra?
Opote o andras ataraxos apanta:
- Emena rwtas? Akolou8a thn synh8ismenh diadikasia! Pestou oti exeis
ponokefalo, h oti eisai me thn periodo sou, h oti eisai korasmenh, h oti
exeis na louseis ta mallia sou....
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