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Θέμα: The magic frog

(nil): Michalis Pateromichelakis (mikepatt(@)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 15 Μαρ 1998 - 08:24:54 EET

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he
is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that
his penis is too long.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you can
shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.
But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is
25 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me.
Can you help me shorten It?
"The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I
think I have asolution to your problem. What you have to do is go to
this pond deep in the forest.In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on
a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog
declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.
Hecalled out to the frog,"Will you marry me?
"The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW,"he screamed out loud, "This is great!! But it's still too long at
20 inches,so I'll ask the frog to marry me again.
"Frog, will you marry me?"the guy shouted.The frog rolled its eyes back
in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was
another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic.
" He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for
a moment. Fifteen inches still a monster, just a little less would be
ideal.Grinning,he looked across the pond and yelled out,
"Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across pond shaking its head,
"How many times do I have to tell you? NO......NO......NO!!!


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