(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 16 Μαρ 1998 - 23:58:37 EET
Despite acts of great heroism, three British soldiers returned from
the Falkland Islands without being decorated. The captain called them
into his office to explain.
"Bit of a cock-up in the medals department, chaps," he said. "So the
regiment has decided give you ten pounds sterling for each inch of
measurement between any two parts of your bodies. Private, which
measurement for you?"
"Tip of me toes to the top of me head, sah!"
"That's L720. Well done, private. Corporal?"
"Tip of one hand to the tip of the other, me arms outstreched, sah!"
The captain took the measurement. "Six feet, two inches....L740. Very
good, corporal. Sergeant, how about you?"
"Tip of me prick to me balls, sah!"
"Very well. Drop your trousers, then." The captain put his tape
measure at one end of the man's penis, then looked up and asked,
"Where are your balls, sergeant?"
"Goose Green, Falklands, sah!"
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