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Θέμα: Re: Apokalipsi + Bill Gates

(nil): Alexander Akranidis (a94-3430(@)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 19 Μαρ 1998 - 16:52:03 EET

Re guys, an ta asteia credits tou EXCEL einai simadia oti o Bill Gates einai o
antixristos tote uparxoun
para polloi anixristoi s'auton to cuber cosmo. Dokimaste p.x. osoi exete
Netscape na balete location
"about:mozilla" (xwris ta ") kai deite to apotelesma...

Akolouthei joke...
                              Seminars for Females
                        (prepared and presented by males)

1. Elementary Map Reading

2. Crying and Law Enforcement

3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming your VCR Plus

4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

6. The Seven-outfit Week

7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (Formerly titled: "It's Happened Monthly
Since Puberty - Deal
with It")

8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

10. Driving III: Approximating Constant Speed

11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving - It's as Simple as Oil and Water

12. Football: Not a Game - A Sacrament

13. Telephone Transitions: (Formerly Titled: "Me too Equals I Love You")

14. How to Earn Your Own Money

15. Gift-Giving Fundamentals (Formerly Titled: "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")

16. Putting the Toilet Seat Down by Yourself: Gravity is on Your Side

17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

18. Yes, You Can Fill Up at a Self Service Station

19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels

20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why his Credit Card is Not a Toy

21. His Best Friends Can Be Yours Too

22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

23. Committment Schmittment (Formerly Titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")

24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

25. Why You Mother is Unwelcome in the House

26. Your Mate: Self Bastard or Victimized Sensitive Man?

                            Seminars for Males
                     (prepared and presented by females)

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You, Too, Can Do Housework

3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00 AM

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Titled: "Don't Wash My Silks")

8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End with Conception

9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You: The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake in Public

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18. You can Fall Asleep without "It" if You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma: If IT's Awake, Take a Shower

20. I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please

21. How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Formerly Titled: "No, It's Not a Bidet")

22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" and Not Synonyms

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses at the Health Spa and Bullshit
(Formerly Titled: "Too
Much Cologne is a Hint")

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Got Lost

25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other than Just Banging

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28. Mother-in-Laws: They are People too

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30. You, too, Can be a Designated Driver

31. The True You (Formerly Titled: "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

34. Techniques for Calling Home


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