(nil): Mr Constantinos Kritis (constantinos.kritis(@)ic.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 20 Μαρ 1998 - 14:37:48 EET
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Sugnwmi pou den stelnw anekdoto, alla pragmatika pisteuw pws i Lhda exei
apoluto dikio, an kai den tha eprepe na ebrize toso polu ton Iapwna....
As min ksexname pws kai autos stin katigoria twn Kinezoidwn empiptei,
kai etsi loipon automata apalasete logo blakeias!
Auta ta oliga....
Elpizw na min sas kourasa
Kwstas
> Mesw e-mail, phra ta parakatw apo kapoion empeiro(?) Iapwna.
> 20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
>
> 1. You can GET chocolate.
> 2. "If you love me you will swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
> 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
> 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
> 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
> 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
> 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
> 8. Two people of the same gender can have chocolate without being called
> nasty names.
> 9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
> 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
> hours without upsetting your co-workers.
> 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
> 12. You don't get hair in your mouth with chocolate.
> 13. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
> 14. Chocolate doesn't get you pregnant.
> 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
> 16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
> 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
> 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
> 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
> 20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
>
> Den qa dhlwsw empeirh, alla skeftomai na toy apanthsw toy en logw Iapwnos.
> 'Opoios endiaferetai na anoijei mazi toy allhlografia, mporei na ta
> metafrasei sta Agglika. Egw sto sex ekfrazomai kalytera sth mhtrikh moy
> glwssa!
>
> Yparxoyn 20 (kai pleon) logoi giati h sokolata DEN MPOREI NA SYGKRIQEI me
> to SEX. Den qa katadextw kan na toys ariqmhsw. 'Etsi, teleiws tyxaia q'
> apanthsw se tria-tessera apo ta parapanw sxolia, an mh ti allo "gia na
> maqainoyn oi neoteroi". Gia paradeigma:
> sto sex ajizei na epilegeis kai kamia fora, (san apanthsh sto #1)
> osoi pisteyete sto #4, rwthste kapoion empeiro odhgo, h, sthn anagkh
> synodhgo kai qa pacete na planasqe
> ayta toy #6 einai plasta dilhmmata
> den q' asxolhqw me to #7, opws den asxoloymai kai me oles tis sadomazo
> apoxrwseis
> ekei sto #8 qa sas qymhsw oti eimaste para dyo sto 2000. Den moy epitrepei
> (a) h syneidhsh moy na milaw akomh gia anqrwpina dikaiwmata kai (b) oi
> arxes moy na asxoloymai me koytsompoles kyrades kai kitrines fyllades
> dokimase kaneis "pistos" toy #11 na zhthsei sex apo agnwsto; Eimai sigoyrh
> oti qa ekplagei
> to #13 anaferetai se syzygiko sex, kai, ektos toy oti ayta ta spor ta
> apofeygw, moy fainetai kai ojymwro
> "Me th sokolata", leei, "den meneis egkyos." Siga to problhma! Bre
> koritsia, h egkymosynh kapote teleiwnei. Me ta kila poy soy prosqetoyn oi
> qermides ths sokolatas, omws, skefthkate an kai pws feygoyn;
> h idia apanthsh kai gia to #15. Yparxei, akomh ki an den to akoysate, to
> legomeno safe sex. Gia safe eating h free-calorie eating oyte exw akoysei,
> oyte exei efeyreqei tipota
> ola ta sxetika me to eidos toy sex, to prokexwrhmenon ths wras, thn hlikia
> kai to megeqos, qa kanw pws den ta diabasa. Eimai pleon sigoyrh gia thn
> hlikia toy Iapwnos opws kai twn oswn symfwnoyn mazi toy
>
> kai qa teleiwsw me ena kai mono sxolio poy qa mporoyse na antika-tasthsei
> ola ta prohgoymena kai to opoio qelw kai sth mnhmh sas na meinei me
> kefalaia kai ypogrammismeno:
> MPOREIS NA ZHSEIS XWRIS SOKOLATA
>
> lhda
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