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> 1. Cover your stump before you hump.
> 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
> 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
> 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
> 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
> 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
> 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
> 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
> 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
> 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
> 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
> 12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
> 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
> 14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up
> your trouser mouse.
> 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
> 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
> 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
> 18. The right selection! Protect your erection.
> 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
> 20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
> 21. If yo really love her, wear a cover.
> 22. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
> 23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
> 24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
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> 25. No glove, No love.
> 26. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
> 27. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
> 28. Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to
> wrap your pee-pee.
> 29. You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.
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