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* Minervini goes into a whorehouse to get a blowjob. After he
comes, the whore spits the come into a big pickle jar.
Minervini says "Don't you usually swallow it?"
She says "Yeah. But me and the girl two doors down are
having a contest to see who can fill up their jar first."
Minervini says "What does the winner get?"
She says "Both jars."
* What would you call a woman without an asshole?
Single.
* What's a blonde's definition of safe sex?
Locking the car door
* A little girl walks past her parents' room and sees them
going at it. She yells "Daddy, what are you doing to
Mommy?"
Daddy says "I'm planting you a new sister."
The next day when her father comes home, the little girl is
sitting on the doorstep crying.
He says "What's wrong?"
She says "Remember yesterday you planted me a baby sister?
Well, the mailman was here today and ate her."
* What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Forty-five pounds.
* What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Forty-five minutes.
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Xenitidis Paul
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Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
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