Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It dosen't matter he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak.
What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Gianna (feugontas me elafra phdhmatakia)
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