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# 8
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get
you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let
me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
# 7
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated
next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos
and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting
book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest
average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
# 6
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband
gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her
arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few
minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
# 5
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to
his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to
stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested
that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came
home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that
something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you
didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got
fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
# 4
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a
coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left
breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets
out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this
is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast
to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her
right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out
and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing and is a
real break through. The doctor then suggests the man should go
in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The
man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a
sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks
what happen to which the man replies: "She choked."
# 3
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll
then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. "The
crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of
Its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell
over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
# 2
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he
notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big
black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7
foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound
right ball, Turner Brown". The small white guy faints !! The
big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to,
slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy.
"What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what
did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right
ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
# 1
This one made it No.1 in just 1 day !!!!
Q) What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
A) "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!" >>
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In a message dated 3/16/98 6:22:43 PM, Xxchief wrote:
<<
The Top 8 Sexual Jokes.
# 8
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get
you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let
me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
# 7
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated
next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos
and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting
book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest
average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
# 6
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband
gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her
arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few
minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
# 5
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to
his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to
stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested
that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came
home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that
something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you
didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got
fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
# 4
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a
coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left
breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets
out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this
is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast
to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her
right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out
and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing and is a
real break through. The doctor then suggests the man should go
in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The
man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a
sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks
what happen to which the man replies: "She choked."
# 3
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll
then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. "The
crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of
Its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell
over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
# 2
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he
notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big
black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7
foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound
right ball, Turner Brown". The small white guy faints !! The
big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to,
slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy.
"What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what
did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right
ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
# 1
This one made it No.1 in just 1 day !!!!
Q) What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
A) "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
>>
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The Top 8 Sexual Jokes.
# 8
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get
you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let
me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6
shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
# 7
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated
next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos
and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting
book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest
average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
# 6
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband
gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her
arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few
minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
# 5
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to
his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to
stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested
that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came
home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that
something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you
didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got
fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
# 4
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a
coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left
breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets
out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this
is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast
to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her
right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out
and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing and is a
real break through. The doctor then suggests the man should go
in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a
personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The
man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a
sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks
what happen to which the man replies: "She choked."
# 3
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll
make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll
then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. "The
crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the
man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of
Its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell
over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
# 2
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he
notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big
black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7
foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound
right ball, Turner Brown". The small white guy faints !! The
big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to,
slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy.
"What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what
did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right
ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
# 1
This one made it No.1 in just 1 day !!!!
Q) What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
A) "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
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